Just out of interest,what are you doing on a darts forum if you dont like darts.?
Are you a wind up artist?
are you sad and lonely?
or are you just bored?

When I choose to read this crap it makes me smile at the thoughts of dozens of you poms that can get excited over a game??? that is minimal lackluster and couldn't get the adrenalin running in a sloth.....anyway carry on with yourselves it apparently is one of the few sports that England lead in,make the most of it.

PS are there books published to tell people how to play the game,and tactics on how to fool your opponent whilst he is throwing(or chucking)

Who said we get excited its just something to watch and play that doesnt cost a bomb like some other sports. I personally have a few games in the pub and enjoy it but dont watch it very often only when I feel like it.

Maybe thats your problem you/your countrymen are not instantly good at it or not "world champs" so you dont like it

Maybe you dont like rugby league or yawnion anymore

Are you sure you are not confusing Darts with Poker as the industry in books for that is rampant.

Morning convict. Who did your ancestors murder or was it sheep rustling that got your family shipped off to Australia ?

I will grant you one thing, England have always had good comedians,Ken Dodd had better watch out..........Friday night still bathnight over there?????

Anyway Deadman I will leave you alone now,I dont want to be responsible for you having a stroke.....cheerio.

When you have a stroke it's over a sheep. Are you lot still treating the Aborigines like dirt and trying to kill them off by giving them cheap booze. Looks like you're going to lose the Ashes too ( ha - ha ). You'd better go as I hear someone calling you to go to bed and get tucked in. Muppet.

Roll on the Grand Prix in Dublin so this thread can get back to some normality

Played 6 darts against Peter Manley last night at Nottingham Greyhounds (he had 3 and you had to beat his score to get some free bets)....couldn't beat him I am affraid.

Top bloke though and the same goes for John Gwynne who was there also.

Is Manley as big as he looks on the t.v?

That could have been embarrassing....when he first saw him come out my gf's 4 year old shouted out "God He's Fat" lucky he did not hear him......and yes he is a big lad lol

So he is a big unit then

Poor Mrs. Manley.

He has a wife I thought with the pink flamingo shirts he was...............

I think his wife plays in the BDO.

Women play darts

They try.



Sorry ladies.....I'm only joking.

She used to be a good player, not sure if she still competes now.

The misses gave him a game too....thank God she did not beat him either as I would never have heard the end of it.

If you really want to take the pish out of something that is labelled a sport that isnt why dont you take a trip over to the wrestling thread

Looks like there could be another qualifier for the Grand Slam Of Darts from the BDO.

Robbie Green is currently taking apart Martin "I'll never play in the GSOD" Adams in the Winmau World Masters, 6-3. First to 7.

Saying that though, Adams is back to 6-5 now. Lol.

6 6 now

Mockers have been firmly put on Green by me there.