Viva Paraguay!!

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And i thought i had gone too far!!

Three Wiganers and three Leythers are travelling by train to the Cup final at Wembley. At the station, the three Leythers each buy a ticket and watch as the three Wiganers buy just one ticket between them.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Leythers. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Wiganers.

They all board the train. The Leythers take their respective seats but all three Wiganers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Leythers are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Wiganers on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip...To their astonishment, the Wiganers don't buy a ticket at all !!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Leyther.
"Watch and learn..." says one Wiganer.

When they board the train the three Leythers cram into a toilet and soon after the three Wiganers pile into another nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the Wiganers leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the Leythers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please.."

Was there all day yesterday, its gone to pot. Was walking along the front when a middle aged man and his wife started rowing, he really started to lay into her, the police attended and she started to hit a bobby with her stick.

Blackpool needs serious investment. That casino ruling a few years ago could have been its saviour but the government threw it out.

Took my lads for a day out last year, was going to stop over night and paid for the pleasure but came home, will never go again, total dump, not even worthy of a Stag/Hen location.......haven for Britains scum. You even stick to the floor when walking around outside never mind inside.


Why this is on a Wigan forum i have no idea.......

what happened to the woman after she hit the bobby?

So So true about the sticking to the floor, Walkabout, Che bar, Brannigans, Tower bar and the Syndicate all stinking and soaked with pish and stale beer!







But thats drivvel about it not being good for hen doo's!!!!!

A crocodile than ate all the sausages...

its all about class, and i do notice the Geordies and Scots still flee there, make of that what you will.

Blackpool and class just dont go together jonh! when it comes to groups of slags on hen doo's who cares about class



and yes embarrassingly, Glaswegian housing estate spiel does seem to be the native language

no offence meant by the Scots comment by the way! Just re read it and it does sound a bit like a dig, which it was not intended to be!

Last time I went to Blackpool there was a bloke smoking outside a pub and holding a crying baby saying to it "Shut up you f***ing muppet"

At least he was smoking outside.

Why anybody would go to Blackpool except to see the illuminations, watch the Panthers or visit family is beyond me.
An absolute hole.

Went last week - load of crap.

You should try going at night time. They're much better then.

You went to the illuminations in September?

yeah they are on 4th sept-8th nov

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I knew they were on from September, but for me it takes something away from it going so early.
It's like going Christmas shopping in August.

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quote="Catalancs"You went to the illuminations in September?

Amen to the Christmas shopping brother!