We'll still be in the top four and qualify for Europe again next year!!

Yeah, but by then your squad will qualify for the Screwfix Masters nevermind the Champions League

Someone else not happy about it [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRjNBkKktlchere[/url

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Awesome.

Item Location: ST HELENS, Merseyside, United Kingdom

Aint that your seat Conroy !!!!!!!!!

Class. You couldn't script it better...!!

Also love the fact that the auction ended this afternoon having received '0' bids, despite it starting at a mere £90.

Hottest ticket in the house

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Humour:

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from ‘Miffed’ to ‘Peeved’.

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to ‘Irritated’ or even ‘A Bit Cross’. Brits have not been ‘A Bit Cross’ since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from ‘Tiresome’ to ‘A Bloody Nuisance’. The last time the British issued a ‘Bloody Nuisance’ warning level was during the Great Fire of 1666.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from ‘Run’ to ‘Hide’. The only two higher levels in France are ‘Collaborate’ and ‘Surrender’.

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert.

Italy has increased the alert level from ‘Shout loudly and excitedly’ to ‘Elaborate Military Posturing’. Two more levels remain: ‘Ineffective Combat Operations’ and ‘Change Sides’.

The Germans also increased their alert state from ‘Disdainful Arrogance’ to ‘Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs’. They also have two higher levels: ‘Invade a Neighbour’ and ‘Lose’.

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case.

New Zealand has also raised its security levels – from ‘baaa!’ to ‘BAAAA!’ New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is ‘Shit, I hope Austrulia will come end riscue us’. In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called ‘Bondi’.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from ‘No worries’ to ‘She'll be right, mate’. Three more escalation levels remain, ‘Crikey!’, ‘I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend’ and ‘The barbie is cancelled’. There has not yet been a situation that has warranted the use of the final escalation level.

....new Wigan Pier album being advertised on TV, I thought we would resurrect that wonderful picture thread of times gone by:

Excellent, that last thread was probably the best thread ever.

The Phil Bailey thread pushed it close

someone find me a moree orange girl please

As the location shows....NO IT'S F***ING NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

They even have karaoke

James Graham on the pull

Bit young for him aint she?

it's his bodyguard