"I got here as quick as I could".

the Slug "he's mine, I got him covered, oh f**k, he's your's Meli !! bollox, what the f**k are you and Shenton playing at."

Wellens: "Was that a bird? Was that a plane? No it was Sam 'Tear-Us-Apart' Tomkins yet AGAIN!!!"

Slug "I've f***ing bottled it, three times in a row".

Phil Clarke: "you know Eddie, if you look at the stats Paul Wellens looks like a tit here"

Very good.

Ref, Ref, disallow it, he's missing a stud....

Yes, I'll have that one !

Warrington fan in the front row: 'I refuse to clap because he is neither an Australian or an O.A.P!!'

Bloke in blue at the back 'I missed that. I wish that bloody Terry O'Connor would sit down'.

Phil Clarke "According to my 'margin meter', statistically, that try was never actually scored"

Slug Wellens " why don't you f**k off to union, you're making me look like a muppet"

Bulls fan with camera - "this will be a great snap for my collection of fellow cameramen"

Slug: "ah well, at least it wasn't old Carmont that skinned me..."

Slug Wellens........"where the f**k is our full back, hope Browny sacks the useless c**t when he takes over next year "

Eddie: "marvellous attempt by the world's best full back..."

This one must have a decent caption

steward to Bulls fan with camera........."photography isnt allowed under section 11 of the Etihad Stadium rules....your nicked son"

Hohoia: "if I jump any higher I'll be able to see what's happening"

Tuson to Lockers - F*ckin have a go at me for missing a tackle you curly haired wa*ker. Have this.

Lockers to Tuson, " F**kin hell Tuse, you knocked his head off"

Thaler while looking at screen: "god this shirt makes me look fat!"

Sugar Ray in the background: it's clobberin' time! Out of the way boys, this scouser is mine!


I see Mossop's Wikipedia entry now says that he is now expected to fight both the Klitschkos!

He'll sh*t em