Well Dennis Coley hasn't kept up to date on his news from down under then.

He was rumoured to be a possible candidate months agao but since then signed up to coach the Roosters for 2010 and then left Newcastle early to take over this season.

He's one coach that we can 110% scrub off any list of possible candidates.

John Dixon.

Derek Palea'aseina told me that we have signed Wendell Sailor and he has posed in a Wigan shirt it all a done deal!

Peter McIlorum told me that we have signed big Tez and Baz to rough up our pack

Tarquin Fielden told me we've managed to offload Stuart to Celtic with Noble and Dale Winton will be coming in as his replacement to add some much needed grunt to the pack.

Jesus Carmont told me Wigan is being taken over by Bill Gates

It's his bright orange face and amazing wit that does it for me

aubrey veivers shouted ' i know you' as i tampered with his shed padlock the other night.

Shaun Wane is nailed on to replace Nobby.

In which case, for the first time since he took over, I will be extremely displeased with IL.

Not that I totally believe this story. Surely IL, MH etc realise that we are in desperate need of a revolutionary new approach?

It's weird that I was told early last week by my source in the club that Wane was the new coach but the McGuire rumours just won't go away.

Do the paper's know something we don't or are they way off and Wane [iwill[/i be the new head coach?

I'm definitely coming round to hoping it's McGuire in as head coach with Wane as assistant, rather than Wane straight into the head coach position.

I'd guess the national papers know less then any of us tbh.

The Rugby League papers will know a little more but nothing major because Lenagan gives nothing at all away.

I'd imagine we'll all still be wondering who the new coach will be come christmas.

Harris could be Maguires Assistant say the Star

With Jon Sharp being Nobles at Celtic

The Express says that our next coach will be McGuire with Iestyn Harris as his assistant. Nobby and Jon Sharp to be head coach and assistant at Celtic.

A couple of new rumours there

I'm surprised the Express hasn't been able to find a Princess Di angle on this story yet - it's only a matter of time.

Noble & Sharp have previous with GB, but it defys Sharps claims he wants to be a head coach.

Iestyn meanwhile said he was intrested in going to Celtic with Noble, I dont buy that anyone but Wane will be our assistant if he doesnt get the main gig.

Wane & Mcguire as joint coaches with Noble as "football manager" anyone?

No, Too many chiefs.

I told you what would happen regards Wigan, Celtic and Wales over two weeks ago.

yes . you did not

Are you a character from Alice through the looking glass?

Easy tiger. Nothing's actually happened yet.

Give us the link then Scoop.