Warning: Breaking this rule can cause other fans to comment that they hate Wigan. This in turn may make you look paranoid, then in turn arrogant. This can cause a loop effect which could end the universe.

I'm a bit paranoid about saying this is the best thread I've read in ages in case anyone thinks I'm being arrogant!

Wigan fans must not comment on ways to improve rugby league as this is seen as either a) arrogant or b) whining depending on whether or not we have won a trophy

Rule 94, subsection D, paragraph 4:

In sport, the measure of success is how many trophies your team has won. Unless you are Wigan

RFL Rule Book

Rule 1a
Rugby League started in 1996

You're all brilliant with this rule book, knowing sub sections and everything, can someone point me to the rule that says Wigan must lose to Warrington, there must be a rule because you've always been so consistent with it

It's more of a gentleman's agreement, to encourage underachievers....

Quote ="Horatio Yed"You're all brilliant with this rule book, knowing sub sections and everything, can someone point me to the rule that says Wigan must lose to Warrington, there must be a rule because you've always been so consistent with it '" Are you sure? wigan.rlfans.com/fusion_pages/in ... age_id=472

Quote ="Horatio Yed"You're all brilliant with this rule book, knowing sub sections and everything, can someone point me to the rule that says Wigan must lose to Warrington, there must be a rule because you've always been so consistent with it '" Are you sure? wigan.rlfans.com/fusion_pages/in ... age_id=472

Quote ="Rogues Gallery"Are you sure? wigan.rlfans.com/fusion_pages/in ... age_id=472'" Lose 3 more times and we are officially the team with the most defeats over you, saying that we don't know if this is a modern rule A little more in depth you do have the worst record of all the teams still in existence against us

Quote ="Rogues Gallery"Are you sure? wigan.rlfans.com/fusion_pages/in ... age_id=472'" Lose 3 more times and we are officially the team with the most defeats over you, saying that we don't know if this is a modern rule A little more in depth you do have the worst record of all the teams still in existence against us

Just admit you were wrong.

Check my edit

The last time we HAD to beat you we did so by about 20 points

Typical Wigan, always breaking the rules

Only the 'spirit'

Mourinho is just a glory hunter who "supports" Leeds rugby and Chelsea soccer teams. The sin bin is full of his tantrums and personal insults when someone dares to disagree with him. He seems to be about the only one who doesn't get the fact I started this as a "humorous" thread using a common device known as "irony".

Article 15, item 335, sub section 2: Thou must not stamp on the pitch

Article 112, item16, sub section30a:Thou must not question the integrity of other clubs in regards to the salary cap

Article 15, item3 sub section 1a. If ANY Wigan player throws a punch its a 3 match ban.
Any other team is allowed to throw a punch

Wigan fans must not go to Huddersfield and create an atmosphere on a Thursday night !

Article 27, Item 0 Sub Section 1989

"Wigan fans must not make any vocal reference to opposition supporters who attempt to leave a stadium with over five minutes of the match remaining when their team is on a hiding".

Wigan fans must not make any vocal reference to opposition supporters who attempt to leave a stadium with over TEN minutes of the match remaining when their team is on a hiding.

Wigan must control the weather as this afternoon's game was a much better game than Thursday night's for Sky subscribers due to the sunshine, according to our totally unbiased commentary team, oh wait a minute can you get sunshine at 8pm in the middle of September, perhaps not, I wonder who decided the game should be played when there is zero chance of sunshine.

I like that. Very good 10/10.
Go to the top of the class.

to summerise...

1.Wigan RL fans must be aware that any success achieved by the Wigan RL Club must be directly attributable to either a direct infringement of the operating rules or by some kind of unfair advantage.

2.Wigan RL fans must at no point engage in any kind of shameful display of pride or happiness at the achiviements of the Wigan RL club as this would be deemed to be a form of arrogance by supporters of any other club.

3.Any Wigan RL fan who refers to any kind of success by the club prior to 1996 is obviously deluded as "proper" rugby did not exist prior to this date and any success before this was covered by rule 1.

Point 3 is excellent, unless it's Ray French in commentating, RL only started when Sky signed on the dotted line and Eddie and Stevo came into play,

You wouldn't think that

Mike Gregory, Edwards and company ever graced our great game!!