Rumour has it that he didn't have a heart attack but he had a stroke in the childrens' ward.

****NEWSFLASH****

Gary Glitter has put in a world record bid for Michael Jackson's computer...

FANTASTIC!!!

Don't post these on the sin bin - It's amazing how defensive they get over a man who slept with kids and dangled a baby over a balcony

anyone got a microphone for the xbox 360 they are willing to part with (today)?

BREAKING NEWS

Michael jackson has arose from the dead and a member of the public caught a snap

I’ve got to admit I loved MJ growing up and I was planning to go and watch him at the O2 this year.

You’ll never hear me say a bad word about a guy many saw as an easy target.

You never said a bad word about gary glitter?

Same thing both sick the only diffrence is jacko had the cash to pay off the familys

I still don't honestly think he did it.

Was he a little weird yes, was it beyond what was probably acceptable being around so many kids all the time and sleeping in the same bed as they yes.

But do I think he was into child porn, fancied children, molester them or groomed them I honestly don’t think he was.

So many children must have come into sustained contact with him but yet only two took him to court? Also the amount of people he fell out with from family, friends and employees you never hear them say yes I caught him doing such and such or he did this one time do you.

At the end of the day I do think people saw him as an easy target for making some money.

Fair comment the world would be very boring if we all had the same views

Very true mate

Undoubtedly. Makes you wonder who the 'sick' ones are if you consider Jackson (a little creepily, granted) gave ill/underpriveleged children the time of their lives (no jokes, please

) and then the families made allegations against him, yet were happy to take money to shut them up.

If I had a kid who had been abused no amount of money could make me drop the case against the abuser.

Jackson clearly had serious emotional issues, however, if you look at the facts, he is an absolute legend. One of, if not the, greatest performer ever. He reached heights that will never be scaled again by modern day pop musicians.

That said, some of these jokes are pretty funny.

Jacko's ghost has been sighted in a childrens hospital in LA. Reporters say it looks like hes still trying to put the willies up young children

If so, you'll be loving their new goalkeeper shirt for the upcoming season: www.kitbag.com/stores/kitbag_4_5 ... tPID=55757

If so, you'll be loving their new goalkeeper shirt for the upcoming season: www.kitbag.com/stores/kitbag_4_5 ... tPID=55757

Quote ="FearTheVee"If so, you'll be loving their new goalkeeper shirt for the upcoming season: www.kitbag.com/stores/kitbag_4_5 ... tPID=55757'" Why should we be loving that

Quote ="FearTheVee"If so, you'll be loving their new goalkeeper shirt for the upcoming season: www.kitbag.com/stores/kitbag_4_5 ... tPID=55757'" Why should we be loving that

Better than that big M you have got.

The new home kit is on the back of the Sun today with it being compared to a Saints shirt(it's red with a black vee) and saying how the United fans are fuming about it looking like a RL shirt and they want it to be changed.

Dic*heads

Thought AIG had ended their sponsorship this season?

Brilliant

that has made my day.

soft gets

Mr Giggs wont be happy about wearing a V

Due to the fact Michael Jackson is considered 99% plastic, its been decided he should no longer be cremated but be melted down into plastic lego blocks for little kids... So they can play with him for a change.

I really do not see why it should be made a bigger deal than when anyone else dies tbh.

Just been annonced that the heart attack may have been brought on when he fell over a babies pram. Doctors have said that it is too early to "blame it on the buggy"