He starts every sentance with..."The reality of the situation is..."

Then he'll link it in with something else by saying "In relation to..."

He'll also throw in his buzz words of "Ordinary", "Smart" and Dumb" every other sentance for good measure.

"I'll keep going until I get the sack, as I quite like the money"
"We are in a state of transition......I'm turning a once great club into a laughing stock"
"I have no idea how to coach a modern rugby league side"

It's "practice" not "training"

He's just said on The Super League Show...

"We've had to break a few eggs to make this omlette"





also said we're going in the right direction.

" I thought the lads played well..but (enter excuse)"

The one that cheeses me off is "we were just out enthused"

HOW CAN YOU BE OUT ENTHUSED, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE F# OFF!

Agreed, it's getting as annoying as hearing Paul Cullen say 'conversely'.

and stevos stevoisms like
"terra firma"
"second stanza"

and other assorted made up bolox

It's not made up, ask him bet he'd put his house on it!

That's my favourite, getting so used to hearing it.

Yeah we've heard the omlette speach a number of times now. nearly p155d my sides with that one again.

Well nobby this is currently what your omelette looks like...........get out of the kitchen because your clearly a 5h1t chef!!icon_lol.gif

"We are now at a stage were anyone can be anyone"

"This shows how competive SL is getting"

The one about training well does my head in.

'Keeping your horses fit and on the paddock'

Thats why we are crap , Noble keeps all our players in a stable eating hay and polos all day

What 's all this omelletes rubbish about ?

Anybody else noticed Noble's egg fixation?

It's only a matter of time before he starts to mix his metaphors up and humpty ends up in the omelette.

"We're playing to much east west football instead of north south", thats a classic

The original question was whats your favorite? ....

well TBH I have not got one, they all iratate me and am getting more and more frustrated with them, why cant he speak the plain honest truth, at least then he may get a bit more respect from the fans , the majority of whom on here tend to hold the same views on here as to what is wrong with the club ( apart from personal views on individual players )

It appeared to me on Friday that Huddersfield were generally more motivated than us and more hungry for a win!

I think you'll find that's "out-enthused" in Noble speak

I agree with this his media bytes have always done my head in even in victory for Bradford, his inability to sometimes tell it like it is and try to be clever when normally he just makes himself look stupid bugs me beyond belief.

I do not think he has anyother way to communicate though from the Lions DVD's etc. I am unsure how if the fans get wound up by his style of communication the lads he works with full time cannot also.

we'll put that down to it coming up to easter.

wait till chinese new year....he'll be going on about FOU YONG

Could it be the King Prawn type

he might be talking prawn ba lls by then

from "Wing Wahs" perhaps

To be fair though,why or how should a coach instill enthusiasm into a player or team?Isn't that something that should be natural?Come on lads,I want you to go out there and be enthusiastic.Isn't enthusiasm for a game of RL something that should be taken for granted for the bloke in charge?