Quote ="BOYD2"Too old to die, nice of you join us does ya mummy know ya up this late or have you been sucking on your Sig.
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"off for a pint"
or as like most of you Dingles its,
Down the park 4 sum whitelightening wi mi m8s the bk ome 2 mi flat to feed the 2 staffies,av a spliff,then off 2 bed wi mi mam/sister/dad (delete as appropriate)
(sorry,written in text talk so the kid may understand easier)
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