Chutney Mahal. Bottom of Chapel Hill, [Holmfirth Road out of town. 200 yard walk from ring road.

It's quite new and is excellent [nearly as good as my home made ones!.

No

Are you one half of Dumb and Dumber?

Could I suggest Ivor C&G Scarf's house. They currys are said to be excellent.

With the growth of 'restuarants in living rooms' you may end up with an excellent and unique dining experience.

No, it's just I know somebody called Eddie Van ?something or other? that used to play for the same club I did and we used to call him and this other lad, Ant and Dec. That's all, wasn't trying to take the pi ss or anything.

In which case I apologise for being @rsey. My nickname came from my prowise as s guitarist in my youth (after eddie van halen) though he was never quite as good as me