join the dots.............

It'll be soft, strong & very LONG









But probably to shiny like the school grease proof stuff

Is it in the library yet ?

No proper toilet paper in the library

He has a double page spread in The Sun today:

[url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/rugby_league/2664503/Sean-Long-We-bet-on-our-own-team-to-lose.htmlCheat[/url

[url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/rugby_league/2664528/I-matched-George-Best-for-women.htmlIn his dreams[/url

[url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/rugby_league/2664543/Sean-Long-Me-the-coach-and-his-missus.htmlOoh Matron[/url

I wouldn't give him the steam of my p*ss hes the biggest tw*t in the sport thick as Thick Pig Sh*t and a loone to boot.

Does he tell the time he was having a meal at Hilton Park and wouldn't shut up on his mobile while Norman T was speaking after the game when somone offered to shove the phone up his Harris unless he shut it!! Or the story with the Hire car in Wigan? I should of wrote his book!

Now don't sit on the fence WYB - tell us what you really think about Sean Long!!

As long as Hull play all their games at night, of course

Well Bradford are not best pleased, I don't think we have heard the last of this. I'm beginning to wonder if his contract at Hull and even his RL career might be in jeopardy after this. Wonder if it gets pulled from publication on Monday. Excellent marketing ploy though, put the only controversial things out to the media and watch the book sell.

Wonder if the RFL will be buying them all, as they are in quite enough sh*te with Celticgate and farcical relegation rules (

) amongst others

A girl I know's best friend sampled the delights of Mr Long one evening in Leeds and lets just say this he,s apparently much better at gambling.No wonder after 15/20 pints as he claims he used to drink.

I bet Millward won't be too pleased with his name being mentioned every other word. Or maybe he will

I bet that's not in his book

I think I was in the Hilton Park suite that day...Long came across as one obnoxious to**er who would n`t shut his rather large mouth... Ignored the dress code by wearing jeans...don`t know why he gained entry but there you go....A muppet by anyones standards....

If they made a film of the book who would play who, not many small,opinionated, known to like a good time Aussie actors about or is their-calling Mr Gibson.

Dale Wintons nailed on for a former RFL Chief Executive who could also feature in the gambling scenes.

Nah the ex ch exec would have to be played by Roy Barraclough

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Its actually, so far, very good and honest.... he tells it as it was/is.
Man after by heart after reading hs comments on The Pieators so far.
Only read a few chapters and its good reading, very funny.
He is barking mad.

what you doing reading that bag of sh*te that is the sun Mish

It was my Dads copy.

answer for everything you have Mish

Apart from this:


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I always struggle with that one

are you sure your'e a Leyther

If I wasn't a Wigan Rd Leyther I'd be able to answer it!

Bet theres a few people upset at the book lol

gripping stuf...

Got a call today asking had I seen the Sun today from one of the stars of the OOh Matron story she told me some one had told her about the Sun had a story about her family in todays paper and I said yeah it s Longys book extract, shes gonna read it after me .



Im sure she ll tell me if his version is correct lol