Obviously as any other stadium shopping etc there is a problem with pigeons. Health and safety and humane rights mean that they cannot be shot anymore so they are hunted by a hawk. Unfortunately during this process the hawk decided to take the opportunity to liberate itself so the lights were on trying to locate it.

I really would have liked to believe your explanation Frank, but you couldn't/weren't willing to give it credibilty by admitting you were there. Therefore, I have had to go with the explanation that baffled me with science - I'm afraid your use of big words, like 'ungulate' came just to late to sway the decision in your favour! (anyway, wouldn't the hooves damage the pitch?

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no but cheerleaders do apparently

Well I am a bit of a Sherlock Holmes type on this.

When you are presented with a number of theories why such and such happened always pick the obvious or most likely.

It is usually the right one.

Bet he was involved

Possibly, although if it had been a thread about the LSV windows having been knockd out.............