*cringe*

Oh sorry. what else should i go as? Don't want to upset anyone like

Go as a Leeds fan

Rather die...

What would you wear for a normal day walking round town or wherever not in fancy dress?

Wear that.

yes you are right. I don't know what i was thinking... Trying to have fun at Wembley. What has the world come to?

I'll be having plenty of fun without the assistance of any "novelty" attire, as I'm sure will every other adult of sound mind.

I'm sure you will. I shall tip my hat to you and wish you all the best in your frivolities. I myself shall be having fun. Whilst dressed as a novelty swimmer, I also hope every adult of sound mind enjoys themselves.

What is a 'novelty swimmer'?

It includes swimming shorts, arm bands, a rubber ring with a duck head and snorkel goggles

I dread to think.

Banterrific.

I know, I thought it was great as well

I might wear budgie smugglers and nipple tassles

Isn't that what you normaly wear Yed?

Isn't that what you normaly wear Yed?

nah, usually a pair of boxers

bet your the type who parades around in shorts tight fitting t shirt when its lashing down

Of course I do.

knew it what colour shorts are they them orange flowery ones

Right again. Do you know me?

flip flops too?

more than likely..bit of advice always wear crocs with shorts and whits sports socks preferbly donnay ones (i did in my younger years ) never fails with the ladies

Thanks for the advice Sir Moz. I'll bear it in mind.

Havaiana's are sound to be fair.