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if this continues i can see it getting to the stage where fans are separated with a line of stweards and are kept in till 15 mins after the match like football unfortunatley

The ticket idea is more for 'outside' the ground

LOL. I knew you would pick it up. It's irony.

proper irony or raay- e- iaaayyn on your wedding day ?

No, it's proper, 110% irony.

LOL. We've been there. You must not know me well enough yet to know I'm furious when people cite y coincidence as irony.

I did think the "text about the stolen mobile phone" was correct with paradox but it appears not.

Graham - put me out of my misery - what is the correct word for that construct?

He'd probably go for something along the lines of.....

an amelioration of your original statement that wasn't 100% factual.

[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2003/jun/28/weekend7.weekend2This[/url is one of my favourite articles on irony. Or not.

So at what point would getting your phone stolen at a rugby match be ironical ?

When Wires 71 says it is.

If the game was sponsored by a mobile phone insurance company? No that's just coincidence again.

Actually if you were influenced by the marketing message of said sponsorship at the game and dialling to phone the mobile phone insurance company for a free, no obligation, insurance quotation for your mobile and it was whipped in the process from your ear by an opportunist passer by? That's better.

thats not far off what we recieve when we come to your place to be honest

Wot u on about m8

What a load of tosh.... just can't happen this can it????... is this the best you come up with

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It was the best I could come up with then with the time and resources available to me. Perhaps you can come up with a more astute "mobile phone robbed at a game and then can't text a steward about it" ironic situation?

What about if it's the steward who can't receive the text because some south stand Chav has robbed his nokia.

Taken off the BBC website:-

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Thats why the coach gets bricked 6 yr old girls are singing y y warrington and you get a police escort.

Genuine lol at 'rampant self neglect'

This 'holier than thou' attitude from Warrington fans annoys me sometimes.

Opposition fans have had problems at our place in the past, with Wigan being the most recent example this season.

People in glass houses and all that...

And as for people complaining about the 'W@nky Warrington' songs, if you can't handle a bit of industrial language from time to time then go and watch Sale Sharks.

Why, oh, why is it that every time you lose to us, you have to resort to this type of thing. Apart from one or two level-headed responses, I've seen it all before.

Also, imo, there is absolutely no proof whatsoever that a coach window was broken anywhere near the ground or at all. The photo of the broken window (earlier in this thread) from 'yesterday' could have come from anywhere. Apart from that, it also looks as if it was done from the inside on the inner pane of a double glazed unit. Couldn't have been the fools who were banging on the window at Rovers' fans as they passed them (particularly near the Crown pub) could it?

GROW UP.

ask AA he'll tell you it was true i'm not a liar mate

Nah, can't because I live in a dog-e encrusted estate and due to disease I am now totally blind... I can only read braille... but the good news is there are 5 pizza shops within spitting distance of our hoar house!

Because of your lack of vision you do realise you're ordering pepperoni and getting spicy spam instead don't you?

We heard they were banging on the windows and throwing hand gestures. It's not as if they didn't know what to expect, either.

Our coach waved at our friends from East Hull and we got a pretty good response from most of them.