"Stunning" 3D
"Unexpected items in the bagging area"
Car parks that have enough disabled spaces for the northern hemisphere
Women comedians. They Just ain't funny
Realising that people from Warrington sound like Kerry Katona
Poor spelling or punctuation
Old people who shop in Supermarkets at the Weekend. You've got all bloody week!!
Sitting in a queue on the M6 (To/from work) and not hearing one sodding traffic report explaining the reasons
Whilst I'm on radio traffic reports, adverts for 18 hours before the actual TRAFFIC REPORT.
Charity bags. I emptied my drawer last weekend and have now caused a space the size of Russia to be uninhabitable for the next 300 million years. Give or take.
People who go for a run with their dogs attatched via a complicated series of harnesses and leashes
Exectives wearing hard hats (TV reports etc). They never seem to fit and It just looks wrong.
Grammar schools
Staffies

For a moment there Teesside, I thought you were consoling a tearful Worriers fan, after he found out RatBoy wasn't MoS.

Not sure if he still works there but the camp guy who works on the tills at Sports Direct on the riverside retail, he's properly annoying

Love it, I could also add were, where, we're. Mind you Wigan fans write as they talk. eg, 'Were are we?'

the amount of eastern europeans over here when there is 2.5 million on the dole

People driving in middle lane on motorways when the inside lane is free
Drivers not using their indicators
Old people shopping, driving and generally being out of the house during my lunchbreak when I pop to the shops
X Factor
Big Brother
Marmite
White chocolate
Americans

british law & justice system , english man sprays obcienities on a mosque gets sentenced to 2 yrs in prison , flip side muslim radical or what ever they call them burns a poppy wreath on poppy day and gets a £50 fine , cant make it up can you

Loads of good calls here so far especially James Corden the fat C U Next Tuesday!

May I add Chris Moyles and the even more annoying Scott Mills. Stop talking about yourselves and all your non-funny in-jokes with your mates and actually play a song!!!

XFM - every other song seems to be the same one by Arcade Fire, with a smattering of something annoying and overplayed like Kings of Leon thrown in. Grr.



Sorry, just on a radio theme today! Think many of my other favourites have been covered ha.

People who finish a sentence on a high note (usually teenage girls who have just finished watching neighbours).


The whole "yoof" accent, especially the London version, and especially when white kids use it.

I find the substitution of "th" with an "F" particularly annoying.

You is like well talking out ya batty init and ting, i shud mash you up like blud for like well dissing yoofs and sh*t init

Chavs/mini gangsters (who want to fight the world) in Warrington town centre pubs, who, over the last decade, have RUINED the Town Centre for everyone

On the same level, little @@@@wits who can't handle their ale, and get mindnumingly SMASHED at every opportunity, so the whole country has to deal with their fecklessness

Oh Yed, you've hit the nail on the head, there

Tens of thousands of shobgites who pretend to be black, from downtown Harlem....pathetic
Hoodies
Gangs

the pope!

all religion


reality tv


having to pay bus fares for my 11 year old to go to school! what ever happened to free school buses~?

He can't be all bad. The famous Wigan Rugby travel all the way to Rome to see him.

What you say is true, but have you heard what he told them to do?? And him a man of the cloth too.....

Gangs of kids on their Mopeds thinking they are cool
Bulls****ers
People who spend beyond their means
Lady GaGa
Those salespeople in Golden Square who stand in the middle by them Wooden Stands and try to sell the Mrs some from of crap Face cream.
and
People who don't indicate at roundabouts!!

Parents who you can't get off the phone. Just seem to ring, ask how you are then tell you how they are for the next hour whilst you try to find a gap in the one way conversation to say "I've gotta go Mum, I think I can smell burning."

Really fat women wearing leggings.

Really fat women who try and make up for it by having a 'bubbly' personality, which translated into english mean they are loud and annoying !

Ohhh yes.

I can't stand it, when Dawn French is descibed as being "larger than life"....NO, SHE'S A FATTY, just say it.

Or the latest one from the last few years, when a woman is described as "sassy"...in other words, she's got a big gob.

Come to think of it, here's another one

LOOSE @@@@ING WOMEN.....grrrrrrr

All Rugby League clubs Super League era monikers - Wolves, Warriors, Bulls, Rhinos, Vikings, etc.

Calling teams by oh-so-hilariously altered versions of their names - eg "Worriers" and "Stains" on here, or "Man Ure" on football forums.

Okay they're both sports related, but still.

Also, people called "lefty" who actually express some very right wing views.

I like calling St Helens 'Stains'..just seems to fit.

KFC running out of chicken, its all you sell FFS

Pizza Hut having no bases.