brilliant

“She wore! She wore! She wore a yellow ribbon!”
“She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May!”
“And when! I asked! Oh why she wore that ribbon!”
“She said its for the wire because their clubs colour scheme utilises it... she didnt want to wear a blue one, as it would probably have clashed with her eye colour. The yellow one works much better and also goes with her new dress”
"wemberleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wemberleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Well I have had a couple of drinks, but knocked this one out;

Oh Miss Wire
With teats like a flat tyre
You never get beat
I would like you between the bed sheets

Wire, up the Wire
I am gonna join the quire
You set me on fire
Where's my lyre

Andy I love your financials
You're always looking after the dough
I like your discounted cash flow
This song is really starting to flow

I am not sure if it would benefit from drums though. Thoughts ?

Sheet !!! That's beaten mine.

You are the man.

Crickey Charlie when you say a "couple of drinks" you must mean two gallon ha ha I would be interested in the tune you had in mind for this particular ditty

[iAnything[/i without drums would do me fine!

Salford we got a fair few songs going and the atmosphere was great. People in the south who want to sing and make noise are always welcome by us. Some cracking new material an all.

And before anyone starts to have a go (I know how threads about songs can get) please don't, It seems as though loads want to sing but others around them don't join in. The only suggestion I can make is for everyone who wants to sing stand relatively close to each other.

Not all together making a gang, that would make us look like Wigan and that's g@y. If we're all sort of together, spread out. And we join in with EVERY song. That should encourage others to join in.

We couldn't even get the atmosphere going for Saints with people walking out early. Unacceptable for me, Wire fans doing the 'Wigan walk'.

I have to be honest, I was concentrating on the poetic lyrics and didn't exactly have a tune in mind. I was trying to ensure the words were as good as I could get. And I think you would have to agree they were pretty damn good.

Jesus! Grow up.

We're gonna bounce in a minute.

Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce......

More glue required to top this lot

Chaz, there is no doubt that you are a Rogers looking for a Hammerstein, a rice looking for a LLoyd Webber

Perhaps in your search for a tune, may I suggest that the piano playing antics of two comedic legends, Dawwson and Morecambe in his Andre Previn period might be your inspiration?

Hmm now then I know where you are coming from here as there is a little bit of an obsession down there about getting big, tall athletic players and to ignore the ball players with game awarenness and vision but....

I remember Morecambe and Wise doing their sketch with Mr Preview (aka Previn) very well, some of the best piano playing I have ever heard. Faultless in fact. I would be hard pressed to produce something that good. But I could try and write another 5 or 6 of the same quality and post them on here, say one a day for the next week. Especially as you liked the last one so much.

I'm looking forward to your next effort as long as your inspirational 'prop' isn't the bottle Charlie, a dangerous game. but we don't want you to become the Gascoigne of terrace chanting

Knock 'em down
Knock 'em down
Knock 'em down
all you like

But there is no way to affect a wire
ASK WOOD!!!!

If I didn't know you better, I would think you were humouring me.

....and the first response to the thread, comes from a Wigan fan, on a Warrington board.
What are you doing on here, then......obsessed eh?????

You Pies think irony is like goldy or bronzy, only it's made of iron.

To Chicory Tip's "Son of My Father"

Oh Warry Warry
The only pack in super league, who's captain is so old, he can remember going out with ten bob, have 8 pints, fish'n'chips and still have change for the bus 'ome


Give us an H
Give us an O
Give us an R
Give us an L
Give us an I
Give us a C
Give us a K
Give us an S
What have you got? A very good drink, which is a lot more socially responsible than beer, and won't result in you weeing in the wardrobe at 4 in the morning
CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP HORLICKS

Grow up over what? A simple post with an opinion I hold. I'm not asking you to join in, Just a simple post to see if people are interested. Support the team in your way and we'll support it in ours.

I don't know how old you are and I'm not looking for an argument, but that reply contributed nothing to my post really. Just saying.

It's quite 'pieronic' really?

dont ya think?

its like raaaaaaaain on your wedding day.... a cheese pieeeeeeeeeeeeeee, when you ordered a steak.

Excellent work Mr _deckchair

Would you mind supporting the team on here in your own way minus the homphobic insults?

thanks

You know I thought it was just me who had piddled in the wardrobe after getting mortalled. This song makes me feel me feell so much better about myself.