If Smith wasn't giving you everything and us nothing you wouldn't have got your last 2 tries. Was a disgrace.

Fact. Warrington have been the biggest underachievers since the start of SL.

Fact. Some idiot Leyther is trying and failing miserably to troll on a Wire board because they got dicked in a pre-season friendly.

Who would have thunk it?

Envy is a terrible thing...

Fact. Warrington fans are plastic scousers.

I'm going to stop now because if Leigh folded I would sooner go watching the Wires that any one else. So ner.

Fact: Your parents are the most disappointed people ever to grace this planet.

Don't think any parents would be dissapointed when their son is rubbing shoulders with and gets video messages sent to their grandchildren by Russell Crowe. Oh by the way was having a chat with Dennis Quaid last week while working on his new film " The Special Relationship".

Who would be proud of a sycophant?

has dean richmond changed his log in?

Fools.

i used to have a babysitter called Linda Davidson who then left Warrington to become "Mary The Punk" in Eastenders, she actually used to date the character Ali who run the cafe.

Warrington Wolves won the challenge cup in 2009. Wigan and Saints were trophyless.

my nan lived nextdoor to davey boy smiths ' british bulldog' family.
Do i win a prize ?

i once washed Larry Graysons car for 50p

i took a swizz next to Emile Heskey at Harrods

i spoke to jasper carrott in a supermercado in menorca,i went in the next day and jim rosenthal was buying some sliced iberian ham.
back to the facts...............
if you filled stevo's head with quid coins it's value would dwarf the average lottery win.

More cannabis is grown in Scotland than vegetables.

I wish you could. You'd only get one if she lived next door to him.

Ashley Klein is useless at climbing up steps, but only in the Wakefield area.

Nope, im just me

wigan are poop.

The bit between your eye and the top of your nose is the warmest place on your body.

Although that could be challenged