when was the last time you climbed out of your ivory tower and actually drove your bentley onto a council estate young 71?

Think I've said him before, but Fred the weatherman.
Also security at gigs who seem to think Access all area passes don't include the photo pits, though i just got on with photos as wasn't discussed again.

the fecking battery in the smoke alarm telling me it wants changing

but not at 4 in the moring with its constant bleeping when i had a few the night before

In fairness, the southbound slip road corner is quite tight.

X Factor. I win

Topiary.



Seriously, WTF?

Louis Walsh with his "This Is Really Difficult Dermutt",Eld chestnut!!!!!!!!!

no louis just send the person home who is really Toss simples!!!!!

Oh and Tulisa when she puts that arm across her face,Whats all that about????

Automatic traffic reports that start with 30 seconds of advertising.

"Skinny fit" T-Shirts.

Chinos...

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pilloks that use sayings like..singing from the same hymm sheet..american sit-coms...make over shows

When you shut your computer down and you just want to get in bed, only to see "installing upgrade 1 of 15"

Toilets that don't have a coat hanger on the back of the door.

I was going to question whether this had gone far enough and whether people were clutching at straws.

But this yed! I hate that.

Subway sandwiches. People wearing snide labels. People who have a high opinion of themselves.

Replica shirts with collars when playing kit is round necked. This is a fashion irritation rather than a sport

Energy saving light bulbs that take forever to turn on.

I actually believe that the reason the fans home shirt has a collar as well as being baggy and naff compared to the away one is that the club must for some reason want everyone to either:

A) buy the away shirt therefore having a Denis the Menis crowd (season just gone an all black crowd) why they would want this is anyone's guess.

B)they want everyone to get sick of the fans home shirt and spend a stupid amount on the players shirt....

Just a theory but i reckon one of them will be correct

Bus drivers who use the parking spaces on Winwick Street (outside Mike'n'Martha's etc) because they've finished their routes.
GO AND PARK UP AT THE STATION, not where Joe Public park. I'd get a huge fine and my car towed away if I were to park my car there

People who go outside the pub for a fag,come back in and moan how cold it is..
Pregnant women who smoke..
Smoking in cars with children in the back..

Wonga.com, quick cash, cash advance, money shop etc etc

Legal loan sharks preying on the vulnerable in these tough economic times, so far today I've heard about 8 adverts on the radio for this muck and seen around 4 shops offering to give you money (with around 1659% APR), so you have people who are on the bones of their backsides with not a lot of jobs out there and you have these vultures everywhere, shocking.

Poundshops
The rise in house prices keeping many of Gen Y off the property ladder
The fact that there aren't many jobs out there despite what anyone says, most jobs have already been filled but the company legally has to advertise them, I applied for a job at Leigh Council as a Temp Gas Engineer and they said I didn't have the quals they were looking for despite being a fully qualified gas engineer with management quals and HNC in Construction.
Crap reality TV shows that show the 'celeb' farting about doing nothing but shop, have haircut, go to a doo etc
Greeks, that are moaning their economy is going down the swanny, shouldn't have spent the last 20 years sat under a tree smoking playng dominoes with the other locals then, or paid tax for the bar owners, jet ski hirers, etc
The fact that major industry in this surrounding area has long gone along with job security and jobs for life e.g. coal mines, chemical works, Triplex, UGB, Vulcan etc.
Noob tubers on COD

The best track on a cd being the only one that is scratched.

Theme from Life of Brian, on Monty Python Sings (apart from Every Sperm is Sacred, and Never Be Rude To An Arab)

two fat women walking very slowly side by side on a narrow pathway creating a tailback on the pavement just after you've been stuck in a traffic jam for an hour and are late for work......

The fact that since the evenings have become dark, I have queued home on the M6 EVERY single night even though the amount of traffic is the same. Poor drivings standards.

Waiting to hear round 3-27 fixtures....