Miles and miles of roadworks and no one working at any point of them.

The demise of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland whilst I watch through my fingers.

Scum in council estates who can't keep their front garden and property tidy.

Unemployed people on benefits with 3 kids they can't pay for having unprotected sex.

Lack of basic manners.

Idiots spending benefits on a lottery.

Gen Y and their attitude.

Career criminals.

Our 'knights of the road'...i.e. lorry drivers, who overtake on motorways. Look, lads. Do us all a favour, and stay in lane one. It takes some of you AT LEAST a mile to overtake the vehicle that you want to pass, thus causing HUGE tailbacks that you seem oblivious to. AND FFS, NEVER DO IT ON DUAL CARRIAGEWAYS.
Why do these vehicles have stickers on their rear ends saying "limited to 56mph" and then overtake something at 60mph, thus causing these tailbacks....numpties

People who find racism where there isn't any.

Limp handshakes, and handshakes that go on far too long

Not tonight they weren't. Crawled all the way home tonight!

Some of the idiots who use the tip at Woolston. Like the one today who was in front of me in a 4x4 that was too high to go under the barrier at the entrance. None of the staff were in sight so he just sat there holding up a line of cars behind him. Didn't beep his horn or get out. I ended up walking past him to find one of the staff who were at the far end in a bunch.

Once in, he parked so close to the exit that everyone was squeezing past him.

Plenty like him.

when was the last time you climbed out of your ivory tower and actually drove your bentley onto a council estate young 71?

Think I've said him before, but Fred the weatherman.
Also security at gigs who seem to think Access all area passes don't include the photo pits, though i just got on with photos as wasn't discussed again.

the fecking battery in the smoke alarm telling me it wants changing

but not at 4 in the moring with its constant bleeping when i had a few the night before

In fairness, the southbound slip road corner is quite tight.

X Factor. I win

Topiary.



Seriously, WTF?

Louis Walsh with his "This Is Really Difficult Dermutt",Eld chestnut!!!!!!!!!

no louis just send the person home who is really Toss simples!!!!!

Oh and Tulisa when she puts that arm across her face,Whats all that about????

Automatic traffic reports that start with 30 seconds of advertising.

"Skinny fit" T-Shirts.

Chinos...

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pilloks that use sayings like..singing from the same hymm sheet..american sit-coms...make over shows

When you shut your computer down and you just want to get in bed, only to see "installing upgrade 1 of 15"

Toilets that don't have a coat hanger on the back of the door.

I was going to question whether this had gone far enough and whether people were clutching at straws.

But this yed! I hate that.

Subway sandwiches. People wearing snide labels. People who have a high opinion of themselves.

Replica shirts with collars when playing kit is round necked. This is a fashion irritation rather than a sport

Energy saving light bulbs that take forever to turn on.

I actually believe that the reason the fans home shirt has a collar as well as being baggy and naff compared to the away one is that the club must for some reason want everyone to either:

A) buy the away shirt therefore having a Denis the Menis crowd (season just gone an all black crowd) why they would want this is anyone's guess.

B)they want everyone to get sick of the fans home shirt and spend a stupid amount on the players shirt....

Just a theory but i reckon one of them will be correct

Bus drivers who use the parking spaces on Winwick Street (outside Mike'n'Martha's etc) because they've finished their routes.
GO AND PARK UP AT THE STATION, not where Joe Public park. I'd get a huge fine and my car towed away if I were to park my car there

People who go outside the pub for a fag,come back in and moan how cold it is..
Pregnant women who smoke..
Smoking in cars with children in the back..