Do you work in Sportsworld?

Go Cameron (or Clegg). Anyone but control freak mouth breather.

Sadly, no.

She's our new 'office assistant'. To be fair, she makes the 'paperclip fella' look helpful.

I'm a bit excited for this debate.

I'm undecided so I've just done this out of interest, top party came out at 56%, second came up at 55%. Thanks for clearing that up....

I see Cameron is going for the Eddie Izzard look to win a few Labour voters.

Clegg took them both to the cleaners.

Clegg just looked 100% honest
A real achievement for a politician

The constant name checking was so obvious. They taught me that at the Forte Posthouse Chester back in 1998.

'Learn someone's name and use it, Ian. Adds a real personal touch and is very useful in quasi-American political debates to make you look like a human being. Oh, and don't sleep with any of the chamberpots*, most have them have some sort of infection'.

Wise words.

*Chambermaids

And the anecdotes to prove that they had been talking to real people. David Cameron had even been speaking to a black man, and to think there are some people who think the Tories hadn't changed.

I was waiting for someone to counter with "Well I've been speaking to your Mum, she said you're the same attention seeking little you were forty years ago"

Con: 60%
LIb D: 58%
UKIP: 58%

Extra 5 questions swung it to con. as Liberal Democrats was ahead at end of 'normal questions'.

uk.news.yahoo.com/elections/fun-stuff 69% shared with labour! no suprise there then, come on wires71, nail your colours to the mast

uk.news.yahoo.com/elections/fun-stuff 69% shared with labour! no suprise there then, come on wires71, nail your colours to the mast

Did Cameron say he was a 40 year old black man who'd served in the armed forces for 36 years?

My results were:

Labour 86%
Conservatives 40%
UKIP 34%
Lib Dem 34%
Green 28%
BNP 11%

Pretty proud of that to be honest.

"Labour Party shares a 75% similarity with your beliefs."

There's a shock.

Thought I might fall asleep during the debate but managed to pay just enough attention, especially when Cameron(or should he be "Cameroon" after talking to a "black man"icon_wink.gif kept mentioning his children and the help his son received from the NHS. It is strange how booing the TV revives you. You have my full sympathy for your loss "Dave", but please leave it out of this election. It isn't tasteful.

Nick Clegg's been to the Halliwell Jones today apparently

Did he bring Vince Caborn to audit our salary cap?

The "debate" was so boring that I turned over to watch rugby union.

Conservative 62%
BNP 60%
Lib Dem 54%
Labour 48%
UKIP 46%
Green 37%

Surprising to say the least, mind i got a poor score on that 'thing' that was going round facebook the other month.

Cable would tell us we couldn't afford to renew Briers contract. The world has moved on, Briers was suitable for the past but we need a more modern cost effective defence priority.

Darling would say that to release Briers now would threaten the recovery. He would go on about record levels of investment in the first team, record levels of investment in the youth set up, record levels of investment in the stadium facilities blah blah, and claim that last year when we finished 9th was our "most successful year since 1974".

Osborne would tell us that we could save £6 billion by cutting out the community project, youth teams and other waste, which would stop the planned season ticket rise. He would bring a petition signed by 20 angry rlfans forum users who think that season tickets shouldn't rise. He would also bring in tough rules to stop the likes of Monaghan, King and Hicks coming in and taking jobs away from our young players.

What about Richard Cable?

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