hmmm......

big fat Bitches in B&Q who moan to their balding short ar$ed husbands as to "why do people bring children to places like this if they are going to Cry all the time"

its a good job the misuss only told me that after we got out of B&Q other wise I'd have marched back in told the fat fecker. that "if she Wasnt too obese to be poked by her husband and have kids of her own she'd feckin well know that we arent allowed to leave two year olds at home alone sat in front of coronation street with a plate of pork pies and diet coke each. and if she wasnt so fat we could navigate our trolley down the aisles quicker and get our crying children home..

next time i might just karate chop my crying kids then scream at them to "shut the feck up as the fat lady cant concentrate on buying cheap tat for her bungalow"...and see if that meets with her approval.

Please a note to anyone without children:
Babies crying isnt a sound parents enjoy we have mostly been listening to it all day some lard ar$e that has heard it for five minutes is living a dream believe me.

sometimes I'm just looking for an argument when someone tuts in my earshot if my children are crying in public....go on do it .....DO IT...!!!!!

hmmmmm could be glandular................

Who you porking, Bunny De La Cruz?

I'm wearing them mate !

Loosing a Wheel Trim off mi Car!!aaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhhhhh.
Really winds me up not many places sell them in ones either.


Men who wear High heels..

Hi Vis vests and hard hats when they are not needed
Radio 1 DJs who think they're cool and they aint
Jamie Cullum, the BBC seem to think he is cool
Rap music
People who when there's a gap in between them and the one in front will speed up so you can't get in and slow down after so you can't get behind them.
Posh folk
Tories
Cher Lloyd
Pretentious facebook users 'woop woop 4 weeks till 'insert somewhere exotic' or spends all their night miserable on a night. out until the camera for facebook comes out and start jumping all over the place 'yeah I'm having a good time honest'.
People who say Haitch instead of Aitch and think your common for saying aitch.
Salespeople who geniunely believe you give a toss about their product after you've told em it's a load of pap.
Insurance companies who love to rip you off.
Any programme with celebrities.
David Cameron
Justin Lee Collins
Justin Lee Collins voice
Any show with Justin Lee Collins
Bring Back 'Insert Show Name' with Justin Lee Collins
Ricky Gervais
Stephen Merchant
Tories
Any comedian who rises to fame in the UK and gets a small part in a film and tries to crack America and fails.
Customers who waste my time asking for quotes for work they do not intend to have done
Really loud Cockneys
Scouse lads who are sheep wearing all the same gear 'black, grey, white or dark blue clothing' and it has to be North Face.
Tories
The go compare adverts, confused.com, compare the market.com
The fact radio stations say they play the best mix yet continue to play the same 100 songs year after year
Radio DJs who have that same generic voice, a bit like Keith Chegwin
People who call Rugby Union 'Rugby'
Tories
People from ethnic backgrounds who believe they didn't get their job/promotion because of their race and sue and get compensation, couldn't give a toss what race people are it's obvious they weren't the best candidate.
Tory cuts
X Factor sob stories
Over paid footballers
Matthew Wright and his crap TV show where he asks stupid questions just to get a reaction 'should be forget about the people who died in WW2 and move on? 'should we change all the schools in the UK to Islam Schools' 'should we give £1,000,000 to people who commit murder' just really stupid questions. I mad that last one up by the way


Big, fat polititians who make no difference whatsoever and cream off the taxpayer
People on TV shows who talk about Celebrities as if they know them
Corronation Street

Takes deep breath in

Not much then?

I get a little irritated by cress, what's the point. I just can't see how it enhances any meal.

Sprinkling parsley on food does it for me, if its cooked in to enhance the flavour then fair enough but id prefer my food not to look like its got hedge clippings on it

Celebrity chefs, who adopt a 'Hunchback of Notre Dame' stance, when they're putting something on a plate.

Fans of celebrities, who automatically assume that they're totally innocent of any crime..."OH xxxxxxxx xxxxxxx wouldn't do that"...how would YOU know...do you know this 'star' personally?...NO

Television being chockfull of idiots selling tat, buying houses, decorating their houses

People of ALL social classes, having 'chips on their shoulders' about people from other social classes

Poker/roulette on the telly ....WHY WHY WHY? What's the ####ing point? What's next? Katie Price, Mylene (no) Klass, Timmy Mallett and Handy Andy all playing Gin Rummy, whilst Claire Sweeney and Claudia 'flipping' Winkleman play shove ha'penny??

Dominic Littlewood and Matt Allright

Deal Or No Deal.......seriously, anyone who watches this, should have their jobs/possessions/'human rights' and their vote, taken away from them

When people have surnames that are famous, and someone else calls them it...e.g. an old boss of mine was called Mainwaring, and the amount of people who asked me "where's the Captain?" and laugh their heads off, as if they're the first person in the world to crack that 'joke'.....dull ####wits

That new haribo song
Toll Bridges/roads
The price of fuel
Dan Lob off Daybreak
People who drive fast down my street when there's kids playing in the street
Kelvin McKenzie
Max Clifford
Celeb gossip which translates into Attention Seeking Bull Plop
People from places who don't have the accent like Jeremy Clarkson is supposed to be from Doncaster, he should be saying'ey up, look at this Ferrari.....ow much?
Celebs who haven't worked for years suddenly start doing charity work to get exposure
Jon Wilkin
Drug dealers
The Thriller dance

Anymore for anymore?

I find it irritating when something that I've looked forward to lets me down, like when I've been considering eating my Kitkat chunky since lunchtime, I've held off until gone 3pm, I bite in and the wafer inside is hard.

I tend to just drop to my knees and shout up to the heavens 'How can this be happening'.

Mugs who buy bottled branded water such a Perrier and Evian, when the cheap stuff is the same odourless, tasteless liquid.

The ignorance of mankind when Katie Price and Peter Andre are more well known that people like Yu Pengnian and Warren Buffett.

The fact that its hard to see a tangible difference after years and billions of pounds are given to charity. Why are people still dying of thirst when the above people are giving billions!

charity is the worlds biggest con

No, that's Darren Brown.

opening a bag of chocolate raisins only to realise they are actually choclate peanuts

That's a result in my book

Cold calling on the phone

Brilliant.

minorities who play the race card whenever they cant get their own way

Football Managers who say "I was unsighted from where i was sitting"

When one of their players are involved in a altercation!!

Football Managers who say "We Should of had a penalty"!!
No mate you just had nearly 2 hours to muster up a goal and you still didnt do it!!

Football Managers who say "The Linesman got it wrong"!!

When we have just seen it 15 times on match of the day proving that he got it right!!

Eating or drinking something to find its either got coconut or aniseed in it, both foul beyond belief and should be banned from human consumption !!! (LOL in case you're wondering, no i dont like them)

Joining a rugby league forum only to found that some of it's population feel the need to regularly spout their bigoted and borderline (at best) racist bile.

Football Managers (and commentators) who say, 'He was entitled to go down,' whenever there is a dubious penalty.

Cars travelling at 30 mph whilst trying to get on the M6 at Woolston. For Christ's sake, you're going to hit traffic at 60-70 mph. Get an effing move on you tool !!!