Yes but don't forget that if you can get intimate from a Joel position with the young lady you can get them to clap in time hillariously.

You can't belittle me whatever you say.Just because i had the b0llocks to reply in the way i saw fit + the other 2 didn't does not mean you didn't wind them up which you clearly did to Geordie or he wouldn't have put the shoot poster icon after his post even though it's my guess he'd probably deny it.

Oh brother.... who the hell cares ? They just see it for the joke it is. Your belittle'ing yourself by taking yourself so seriously. You need to take your head to the toilet because its full of what folk have been leaving on your driveway (your words). Maybe you should ask why they leave it there ?

To quote Ferris Bueller..... '[iYour so uptight that if you put a piece of charcoal up your ass, in two weeks you'll have a diamond.[/i

People who pick things up in a supermarket and decide they don't want it and just chuck it anywhere. (Found a window scraper in the apples at work today)

These are in no particular order.

1 Coldcallers.. When i get home from work please leave me alone to have my tea..Or in short P**S OFF

2 Reality shows - Like X Factor and the way the whole country becomes obsessed with this crap.

3 Phil Clarke - That is all.

4 The endless stream of takeaway menus pushed through my door -



5 Inconsiderate people - Like the ones who park next to the ATM on a Petrol Forecourt even though it
makes it difficult for the people using the pumps to get out..Because it suits them..

6 Traffic Warderns - I used to deliver heavy machinery and still got tickets,jobsworth little Hitlers.

7 Benefit Bums - They should be cleaning up dog turds for their white lightning and cigs money..

8 OAP's On Mobility scooters - The ones who drive into wetherspoons then jump out walk to the bar numerous times for a drink then drive it home...On the bloody road...!

Now that made me laugh out loud.

People who have pointless arguments on threads, arguments that no-one really cares about and makes them look like a pair of s - that grinds one's gears

People who call other people KNOBS from behind a Key board

KNOB

People that refer to Warrington as 'Waz' or 'Wazza.' Truly the bottom of society.

Hahaha BITE x

Agreed - same as referring to Perpignan as 'Perpy'.

Cyclists on the pavement - get on the road you criminals where you belong

When you flash someone in their car coming the other way through a gap and they go past you with no acknowledgement.

People who park on double yellows, put their hazards on and nip to bank/chippy/paper shop, espcially if they then complain about traffic wardens giving them a ticket with the 'I was only there for a minute' comedy line.

Miserable serious types

Overly sensitive types

Chavs

Ignorant people

i'll add more as they come to me

Just about covers everyone on the Wigan site eh??

People who know me know that practically everything used to grind my gears. However now, I really couldn't care less. I'm starting to mellow out too much, losing the will to complain, which is not like me. But I don't give a crap anymore.

women
opening batsmen
boxing sparring partners
twitter
waking up at 3 am

Manchester Uniteds glory hunting fans.

Freddo's going up in price.

Work shy colleagues,who then try and take all the credit.When the job is done.

Favouritism.

People who have a mate or mates,whom seem to have been there and done that. On everything.

People who go on holiday,then when they get back.Start complaining how it was to hot.

Warrington town

Smoking when pregnant

You complain?.....Never.

BBC news programmes ----- the seriousness of the story is directly related to the proximity to BBC Tv centre

People who ignore warning signs, get into trouble and then says "well they have to put them there dont they, to cover themselves"

Topical news TV programmes -- that concentrate on the headline and completely miss the full story behind it

Soap Operas --- if these things are meant to be "real-life" why does NOBODY in Corrie mention Salford City Reds (OK, maybe that one is reallife) but what about the occassions where you think, oh ffs somebody just smack him one!

Women "I will spend 4 hours looking for the perfect item and then buy the first one I saw" shoppers

People who ask for your opinion and then sulk/whinge because they dont like what you said.

Moaning gits and Dico.

Bizarre, isn't it!

Still, onwards and upwards now.

No need for that.

Anyhow...

Twitterers

Go Compare man

Jehovah's Witnesses who knock on your door every week.

Pointless arguments.

After all these years, [ithe[/i definition of irony.

Fat lads who think they're hard,when in actual fact,they're just wobbly lard!


Little scrotes who act big in front of their mates but who soil themselves when you get them alone.

Oh,and women who cross the road pushing a pram out in front of them with no regard for the oncoming traffic or child in the pram!

Would agree with all of that. Also, parents who take their young kids(say younger than 7) to a concert and don't even worry about them getting hurt etc.