Not to mention that the ever hilarious barmpot Geordies do it all the time.

In the days when were loosing matches !!!
We cant win at home and we cant win away. We got beat last week we got beat today. We dont care cos were all pi**** up and Warrngton rugbys f***** up.

That was Singing In The Rain. Lots of fun

Always look out for Leon carrying glass, in his Bradford day's

I remember in 91 or 92 when the Aussies played at wilderspool the ground was rammed and about 100 of so aussies turned up in the Bevan stand to the chant of

"Joe Mangel" repeat

To Hull FC fans:

"the wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on your house go round and round, all day long"

Your father is your mother,
Your sister is your brother
you all $hag one another
The Wigan family.

To the tune of the admas family.

He's fast, he's smart
He owns the Kwik-e-Mart
Graham Appo, Graham Appo !


A great crowd shout from the 1980s was when I was watching Oldham losing dismally to Bournemouth (in a cold January FA Cup match IIRC). The game was held up as a player was injured, when someone shouted -

"Don't just stand there Oldham, f*cking practice !"

At a Wire game many years ago..

No 'air,
the linesmans got no 'air,
the linesmans got no 'air,
the linesmans got no 'air.



At at a Fulham RL game (think it may have been against wigan) in their very early days

One F in Fulham,
there's only one F in Fulham
One F in Fuuulllhhhaaammmm
There's only one F in Fulham.

Still waiting for us to sign a player with F in his name that would scan!

Anybody remember the "should have gone to specsavers chant" (sung the tune of " your supposed to be at home" at that Salford steward wearing ridiculous glasses?

"You've only got one ball!
You've only got one ball
You've only got one ball
One ball!"

At Salford away around 2005/2006 IIRC. They were beating us, and then they kicked a conversion and we stole the ball and the lone steward was trying to get it back...

"He's got a piiiiiiiiineapple, on his head..."

At Wayne Pryce V Cas.

"you met your wife in the showboat" to Darren rogers of Cas in the old pond life days. he had a little giggle with us to that one

Sung by Wigan fans at Crusaders this year, and to the tune of "hi-ho it's off to work we go"...............

Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce, he tucks his c*ck into his sock, Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce!!

This probably explains why he isn't that fast, and falls over too quickly!!!!

At at a Fulham RL game (think it may have been against wigan) in their very early days

One F in Fulham,
there's only one F in Fulham
One F in Fuuulllhhhaaammmm
There's only one F in Fulham.

=#0000FFStill waiting for us to sign a player with F in his name that would scan!'"

knowsley road is falling down, falling down, falling down, knowsley road is falling down, poor old scousers

thats a good one



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and the old Wigan version 'central park is falling down........build it up with pie and peas'

One of the 'more mature' can finish this off.

6' 2", eyes are blue................

Jingle bells always make me laugh.

2005 season iirc. The ball was being passed round the crowd with the steward in Benny Hill style pursuit. More fun than the game where Malcolm Alker took us apart round the ruck...

big john bevan's after you.....nah nah nah nah

"Dessie t****** Iro", always made me laugh as a younger fan. Along with "Dessie's watching Martin" to Offiah...

:20w0iijo

"One F in Fa'afili" doesn't scan, plus there is another slightly more obvious problem with it

I like it when they play novelty music at grounds, and all the fans go wild dancing to it! Tom hark, Chelsea dagger etc. Oh yes.



Oh and yer just can't beat a touch of Seal clapping to 'EASEEEH EASEEEHH' after a try. he he wacky lmao

There's a few that cracked me up.

The Michael Monaghan song cracked me up and so did the Micky Higham one.


Ade Gardners song - You got t***ted by a women,
Waine Pryce - You got a pineapple on his head.
Your not magic anymore - Martin Gleeson.
The onky man from Widnes with a full time job cracked me up.