people who don't say please and thank you, it really gets on my tits so much, so much so that i get abuse when i either ignore them or say something sarcastic back.

Couple of months ago i was wearing my headache vest [hi vi in marble arch and had an African tourist ask or should i say state "i want to go to covent gardens" to which i replied "ok good luck with that".
Then came the fun, "you, tell me" he said aggressively, i replied with "please"

"you are paid to tell me what i want to know[i'm not so how he came to that i don't know in my country you would do your job"
I came back with
"i'll remember that then when i'm in your country, which is btw?"
to which i was told to f off and called an idiot to which i replied with "Thank you".

No manners no answer.

at that! Even if he had said please I still wouldn't of given him the time of day in that instance. Well done for not simply telling him to f off, I know many would.

And the guy who mentioned charity bags, they're an irritation of mine too, we must get about 4-5 a week!

All the Wheelie bins up my drive is there any need??
i dont know when most of them get emptied or are suppossed to get emptied!!

Topical for the past couple of days... Warrington traffic at peak times. Now London is bad, but you can take that for granted and it's fully expected but one little accident on the 62 or 6 and the town just stops for like 2 hours!

Salespeople,Canvasses,people collecting who knock on your door and say "SORRY TO BOTHER YOU "

Dont knock on mi bleedin door then !!!

Bit Random this one Esculators that are out of order.........Drives me mad.

waking up 15 mins before your alarm. ne hour before feels great, you have an hour in the bank and doze back off with a smile. 0 mins or less, you are now lay there, knowing that in a shorter time than you'd like, the noise/day will begin.

Also, the way god turns 10 mins of snooze time into seemingly 30 seconds and 30 seconds of work time into 10 mins!

Work nights out - always get those people in work who seemingly want their social life and work life to become one. I am yet to attend an organised night out where there has not been free beer.

Trains

Getting nothing in return for assisting the country by paying my taxes

The seemingly easy life of some benefit claimers*(how can we live in times where it's more beneficial to sit on your rather than work astonishes me) *genuine disability obviously not included in this

In your face minority groups. I don't really care about color, creed, sexuality or whatever else. These people make a bigger issue shouting about it constantly, and ironicly cause there own segreation!

As an additional point on this, the amount of BIG articulated lorries that now come through the centre of Warrington (and side streets) is bloody ridiculous.

Sunday nights !! Every minute that ticks by takes you closer and closer to the sound of your alarm going off horribly early on a Monday morning !!

The 'so laid back its horizontal' approach to serving customers in CEX

Why does it always seem like they only have 1 - 2 people trying to get through a queue that trails around most of the shop while the rest of the Jesus look-a-likes that work in there are either walking about aimlessly or standing about chatting amoungst themselves?

judgemental thin people who may one day get ted by a fat bloke who is hard (not a threat just an observation!)

Don't think he was having a go, slim. Just an observation. I saw it as similiar to skinny people in trackies (and maybe a dog) that think they're tough; when they aren't.

I assumed he was speaking from experience.

I bring up the skinny example as I was jumped by a group of chavs and two squared up to me. One doing the talking (tall bloke; looked like a boxer) while the smallest skinniest streak I have ever seen was the 'muscle'. I even said to the guy they should swap roles and made a few quips.

If you care, I got picked up my a passing motorist with only minor injuries.

The point remains this guy thought he was well hard cause of his attitude and surroundings. He wasn't!

didn't take it personally btw, just an observation from a fat bloke with a fat son! the assumption that all fat people are soft may result in him getting a good hiding one day from some one throwing their weight about. i'm a pacafist nowadays so it won't be from me!

That's it. Anyone instigating violence is daft. As the lyrics go 'why can't we be friends?'

People sat on other people's shoulders at concerts...It even gets on my t1t5 when I see it on videos...don't you realise there are people behind you, you pig ignorant turds

People who only like bands, because it's 'trendy' to be seen liking them.

English people (normally teens) who talk they're on an American 'comedy' ...."and I was like, so like,kinda, get out of here....and he was like, kinda, uh, you know, uh" BERKS.

Shut it lard

back at yah, you lanky streak of p1ss!

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100% yes



id add the morons who talk they are from a jamaican ghetto to that aswell (no what im sayin brav? LOL) drives me nuts

Joanna Lumley

The price of beer in restaurants

Pundits/people who defend petulant footballers

Kia Joorabchian

winds me up too innit

I blame worthing wire for having Rastamouse as an Avatar

Irie mahn

Rastamouse is safe, bruv. Give it up for the easy crew



I actually want to change it to Raa-Raa the Noisy Lion, but fear a lawsuit from Rocky Bobby...

People who Drive Soft-top cars in the cold,wet,Damp,winter mornings even if its spitting!!!!!!!!!!
You look at them and they are wrapped up in a fleece,hat,coat,gloves,scarves...........Knobs.

People who wear Sun-Glassess all year round!!!!!!Why?

Men who wear Sandalls with Brown or Beige socks on.
Women who wear to much make up.

The word 'celebrity'
I watched (for about the 100th time) An Audience With Billy Connolly last night, and the audience was 'chock-full' of proper stars, e.g. just off the top of my head
Ringo Starr (a Beatle)
Bill Wyman (a Stone)
members of Queen and the Quo
a World champion boxer (Barry McGuigan)
a world cup winner (Jack Charlton) and about 10 other footie stars
Hollywood/tv royalty (Judi Dench, Bob Hoskins, Julie Walters, Bernard Hill, Parkinson, Clive James etc)
My missus was watching one of the recent ones (an Audience with Neil Diamond), and you could barely identify anyone in the audience
A second round evictee from Big Brother
a weathergirl from regional TV
Some 18 year old kid from a soap
someone who puts up shelves in a makeover programme.
FFS, THESE PEOPLE ARE (SUPPOSED TO BE) FAMOUS


Women (usually MILFs) who walk round with sunglasses in their hair, when there isn't even the remotest chance of sunshine that day

Warrington Borough Council's double standards when it comes to beurocracy

people who will sit in the petrol station for 20 minutes just so they can get a pump on the same side as the tank, the hoses could wrap round the car 3 times there that long!!!! its so annoying

It's sport related but I don't care. Gary "rat face" Neville.