He once followed me around the store because my lad opened a bottle of milkshake. We went to the magazine isle whilst my wife finished off the shopping and he stood at the end of the isle staring at us for about five minutes. I walked past him and we had a bit of a staring match.

What made it worse was my lad went and spilt a load of it in the floor and he had to go and get someone to clean it up.

Not read the rest of this thread thoroughly so apologies if repeating other irritations.

Peope who use 'Pay @ Pump' petrol pumps then go and pay at the kiosk whilst I sit there with a full tank of fuel, paid for at the pump, waiting for them to get back to their car.

People who, after paying for their fuel, spend several minutes in their car farting about with receipts, loyalty cards, radios, makeup, etc. Ideally the car should be already moving before the door is closed!

Loyalty Cards.

Oldies/Disabled drivers using Parent and Child parking bays, especially when there are available disabled bays, but they're further away from the supermarket doors.

Parking in a space comfortabley big enough for two, but parking slap bang in the middle so nobody else can park there.

Somebody mentioned bag packing kids. Couple of years ago my local Morrisons had kids packing bags on Christmas Eve!

Halloween. I spend 364 days of the year telling my kids not to talk to strangers or accept sweets from people in the street but for one night of the year I'm supposed to encourage them to do it.

Cyclists ignoring traffic lights because they clearly don't apply to cyclists.

Cyclists complaining about motorists (especially after being hit by a motorist at the lights).

Teenage 'nobs' who walk down the middle of our road even when a car is waiting to get by because they are so 'ard. I really feel like testing which is 'arder - the teenage scrote or my bumper.

Doctors receptionists. Just how long do they need to go to medical school to establish if you're urgent or not by the sound of your voice over the phone. "Can give you an appointment next Thursday" - "To be honest love I was hoping I'd be feeling better by then".

To, Too and Two.

There, Their and They're.

People posting on a thread on a forum without reading everyone elses posts to see if they're just repeating what somebody else has said.

Quantitative easing. Isn't that just cheating?

'British' tennis players !

That annoying script that ASDA now have for their checkout staff, the same everytime.

"Thanks for waiting, would you like any help with your packing?"

I feel like saying No there was 1 person ahead of me so I didn't really wait and I only have a few items, I'm only here as the self service is busy.

Cleaners who just walk in the Gents Toilets to clean them while you are having a pee,Would nt mind if they were Fit..

It's just not the done thing. There is no reason on god's earth why houses have to be the way they are. But; Imagine if you walked in your front door and entered the kitchen? Kitchens should be downstairs and, at the back! There is no real reason for this it's just the way it is.

In western society, everything is organised in a left to right manner, as this is the way we write. Having to start on the right is unnerving, goes against convention, and is loving evil. It's just not natural, it's Sinister(from the latin sinistra, which is why it's just not right. To left, right!)

the p.c brigade
health and safety goons
people who jump red lights
the royal family
any one in uniform that turns them into little hitlers
pillocks that walk round in shorts and tee shirts when its ing down
my place of work

They do open it when it's busy. If any checkout past checkout '33' is open, it has to be open, health and safety. If not, they won't open it as they won't pay for security to stand at that door, tight sods.

People who are unwilling to learn anything - I hate them. People who go to Tesco, buy a mobile and ask the person at the desk to set it up for them because they're no good with technology. Get good at it you thick idiots, half of it is common sense but you con yourselves into believing you can't put a battery and/or sim card in a phone. Not only that, but people will say things like "Is my credit on it?" and "Are my numbers still saved?", and if the person says no, or the person says "YOU have to save your old numbers to your sim and then put it in the phone", they then fret in absolute disgust as though it's expected that everything is perfect.

Whats up with little people ?

People who do things because it suits them..As in parking next to the door at a petrol station because they want to go in and buy a paper thus making it difficult for other people to drive away from the pumps...

X Factor,Big Brother,Only way is Essex...And so on...And the celeb versions of these.

The endless amount of takeaway menus being posted through my front door.

oh hell yeah !!!! lol i might have my own little anti PC tirade if I can be bothered

The car parking attendants near Old Trafford who thought £10 per car was a great price, and looked disgusted when we laughed and said no chance.

Soon went somewhere else close by charging £3.

Well I'm 99% confident that THE "Lefty" and other non right wingers on here such as TANCW, Slim, Tin Soldier, worthing wire, and er me, will not be voting for UKIP at any time soon...

Dark,Cold wet mornings..
Hearing Fireworks in August..
Carol singers who knock on your door but dont sing..
Stewards who puff their chests out at any hint of trouble..
Stewards who cannot identify Simon Moran..
Stepping in a fresh dog turd!!!
Stubbing ya BIG toe..
Catching ya Winkie in ya Zip...
BAD BREATH...
Yellow Teeth..
Bo..
Dandruff..

This t0$$p0t is doing book signings at WHSmiths Trafford Centre on Tuesday...be still my beating heart

Is it a cookbook?

That was his first tome

This one, is one of those 'self help' books
It's entitiled "How to be a fat, unfunny t0$$p0t"
I can't think of a better author to do this.

haha i might go and slap him

be careful, he might eat your hand.

Customer service in grocery and non food retail outlets in this country. I spent £500 on tiles last week the bloke in the shop said about 5 words to me never got out of his chair and barely looked up from his PC screen.
when I picked them up two days later he wheeled the palet to the back door said "thats as far as i can go" dropped the pallet and went back in the Warehouse...!!!!

I spent £5 quid in Macdonalds got Please's and thank you's galore got told to enjoy my meal I swear they'd have blown me off I had bought an Apple pie...!!

it seems to me the more you spend the more contempt you are treated with...I wanted to spend £2000 on a fitted bedroom and I can honestly the say the bloke that came to measure up was THE biggest cock known to man he ended up wasting his afternoon and losing a stone wall guaranteed Sale by trying to be the big I am Salesman..

I quote the above post because I once bought a pay as you go phone for £120 quid in tesco and I must have been Wearing my Harry Potter Invisible cloak ...I was hardly acknowledge from start to finish and felt like I was inconveniencing the staff from the serious business of them staring blankly at the ceiling.

Standing on a plug...

New Years Eve. Most pointless celebration of the year, it's just the same as any other day!

Sue Barker

Susanna reid!

Also vague fb/twitter posts.

And in that vain. Attention seekers.

People who gasp and overact everything