We could do with something to freshen up matchdays, so here's my effort.... and the best bit is there's no part in it for a drummer



(To tune of “They call the Wind Mariah” - could've been written with us in mind!)

Away out here we got a name
For teams that take us higher,
The Wigans s&^te, the Saints are too,
But the greatest teams The Wire

The Wire move the ball around
And sends your heart a flyin’
The Wire makes the Wigan feel
Like all their hopes are dying

The Wire
The Wire
We call our team The Wire

I was a lost and lonely man
Without a team to guide me
Oh Wire bring the game back home
And keep my heart a flyin’

The Wire
The Wire
We call our team The Wire

Obsessed

Can we have a section in it where we mentions the youth policy only focusing on big strong players and not on players with skill? something like

[iwire wire, come and sing with me
please sort out your recruitment policy
My lads team has some excellent teens coming through and the only ones who made it to scholarship were the, shall we say 'solid' ones.
There are two brilliant ball playing thinkers in the Briers mould who Wire have dismissed - guess what? They've both been picked up immediately by other SL teams who are clearly more willing to let them grow
tra la la la[/i

Good luck with getting that one going

Great!

new song? at the halliwell? you can hardly get a chant going as it is now,so i doubt we can get a new one going,there is more atmosphere on the moon than at the halliwell

( cept when the drummers are in

)

North stand songs

I want to go home
i want to go home
The temperature for this year is not very ambient
i want to go home.

Stand up, if you paid for standing
stand up, if you paid for standing
stand up, if you paid for standing
stand up, if you paid for standing

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Oh warrington, is wonderful
oh warrington is wonderful
It's full of tits even though i'm not part of the RSPB, families and the wire
Oh warrington is wonderful.

Have you ever seen the Wire win the league
2011
Have you ever seen the wire
2011
Have you ever seen the wire, ever seen the wire ever seen the wire win the league
2011.

Oh Bank Quay Bank Quay
Bank Quay Bank Quay Bank Quay Bank Quay Bank Quay station

The famous Wigan rugby went to Rome to see the Pope.
The famous Wigan rugby went to Rome to see the Pope.
The famous Wigan rugby went to Rome to see the Pope, and this is what he said
Que
No inglès

brilliant

“She wore! She wore! She wore a yellow ribbon!”
“She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May!”
“And when! I asked! Oh why she wore that ribbon!”
“She said its for the wire because their clubs colour scheme utilises it... she didnt want to wear a blue one, as it would probably have clashed with her eye colour. The yellow one works much better and also goes with her new dress”
"wemberleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wemberleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Well I have had a couple of drinks, but knocked this one out;

Oh Miss Wire
With teats like a flat tyre
You never get beat
I would like you between the bed sheets

Wire, up the Wire
I am gonna join the quire
You set me on fire
Where's my lyre

Andy I love your financials
You're always looking after the dough
I like your discounted cash flow
This song is really starting to flow

I am not sure if it would benefit from drums though. Thoughts ?

Sheet !!! That's beaten mine.

You are the man.

Crickey Charlie when you say a "couple of drinks" you must mean two gallon ha ha I would be interested in the tune you had in mind for this particular ditty

[iAnything[/i without drums would do me fine!

Salford we got a fair few songs going and the atmosphere was great. People in the south who want to sing and make noise are always welcome by us. Some cracking new material an all.

And before anyone starts to have a go (I know how threads about songs can get) please don't, It seems as though loads want to sing but others around them don't join in. The only suggestion I can make is for everyone who wants to sing stand relatively close to each other.

Not all together making a gang, that would make us look like Wigan and that's g@y. If we're all sort of together, spread out. And we join in with EVERY song. That should encourage others to join in.

We couldn't even get the atmosphere going for Saints with people walking out early. Unacceptable for me, Wire fans doing the 'Wigan walk'.

I have to be honest, I was concentrating on the poetic lyrics and didn't exactly have a tune in mind. I was trying to ensure the words were as good as I could get. And I think you would have to agree they were pretty damn good.

Jesus! Grow up.

We're gonna bounce in a minute.

Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce......

More glue required to top this lot

Chaz, there is no doubt that you are a Rogers looking for a Hammerstein, a rice looking for a LLoyd Webber

Perhaps in your search for a tune, may I suggest that the piano playing antics of two comedic legends, Dawwson and Morecambe in his Andre Previn period might be your inspiration?

Hmm now then I know where you are coming from here as there is a little bit of an obsession down there about getting big, tall athletic players and to ignore the ball players with game awarenness and vision but....

I remember Morecambe and Wise doing their sketch with Mr Preview (aka Previn) very well, some of the best piano playing I have ever heard. Faultless in fact. I would be hard pressed to produce something that good. But I could try and write another 5 or 6 of the same quality and post them on here, say one a day for the next week. Especially as you liked the last one so much.

I'm looking forward to your next effort as long as your inspirational 'prop' isn't the bottle Charlie, a dangerous game. but we don't want you to become the Gascoigne of terrace chanting

Knock 'em down
Knock 'em down
Knock 'em down
all you like

But there is no way to affect a wire
ASK WOOD!!!!

If I didn't know you better, I would think you were humouring me.

....and the first response to the thread, comes from a Wigan fan, on a Warrington board.
What are you doing on here, then......obsessed eh?????

You Pies think irony is like goldy or bronzy, only it's made of iron.