Game cancelled!

Like the smell of pie, peas and farts under the Fletcher End roof... The game is off

Not a massive surprise, a real shame for Catalans if they miss out because they don't fulfil enough fixtures. We need to get on a roll now though so expect us to be well up for the salford match.

You would hope so.

Ugh. Without fail, as I stood at 2 mins to 3 on the Fletcher St terrace in a hangover-tsunami with my stomach doing more sommersaults than Bily Smart's Circus, someone would arrive in front of me with a pie you could choke a donkey with, doused in the kind of green, luminous slime that would normally be housed in concrete for 50 years until it no longer represented a danger to the public.

Now that fixture is of of no concern. The policy of sending out a team when we were short on numbers has paid off, as we have 15 games in the bank. Catalans are going to struggle to fulfil the requisite fixtures and keep up their win %.