I'm looking forward to the game an assume it will be Sunday afternoon?

and your carer wants double time

Just keep an eye out for a mobility scooter with a Simpsons avatar sticker on the side.

If you're cougar hunting

Ha ha, fantastic, I love blondes, although I am not too sure if she still has her own teeth anymore. She has that 'Gareth Hock look'

Don't you guys have a dual reg agreement with Swinton Lions? We haven't been doing too well this season so how about you put them out this year, perhaps just for the first half and give us a fighting chance





No teeth, could be interesting especially if she's got a head cold ... opps did I really say that