hope no one throws bacon at him this Friday. That will certainly HAMper his defence.

I'm predicting a streaky win for us

this thread is being butchered

anyone any idea how long we'll be trottering this one out for

or will we be scratching out a few more dodgy puns

I'm sure we can smokey a few more out

Always thought that Benny's kicking was sometimes poor because he didn't "lean back" enough!

I think he looks stylish......

It wont catch on. More chance Pigs will fly!