Everyone's singing it now mate. We'll claim it as irony.

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Colwyn Bay.
Full time positions.
Mr Thomas's Chop House.
Annonymity.
Steve Gentle and the endless comedy monents a name like will provide.

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DEAD

Bell end football fans in pizza shops.
SEVE.
Wouter Weylandt.
2nd hand bikes bought from Polish con artists.
2nd hand bikes bought from reputable cycle dealers in Urmston.

Red:
Home cup draw for Salford.

Dead:
The demise of the Shamrock.

One of the worst things I've ever witnessed
RIP Wouter

Dead
A certain well-known Salford fan playing rugby union.

There's a few I know who have made the switch. Age.

RED
United winning the league
City winning the FA Cup

DEAD
City & United 'fans' spending more time slagging each other than celebratinf their own victories
Salford losing
Working on Saturdays
Bolton losing on the road AGAIN
West Ham being relegated
Being car-less
5 day weeks

Red
Moscow and it's square
Free upgrades to Business Class

Dead
Pricey booze

Red:
MUFC - 19 Times banner at Anfield yesterday.
Title celebrations in town.
Bramall Lane tomorrow.

Dead:
Salfords season at about 9.45pm on Friday?

Red

United 19, Liverpool 18, Huddersfield 3, city 2.
The pandemonium when Rooney scored.
The performance put on by United fans at Victoria.
'Same old Mancs, scared of Salford!' booming out on the train home.
city finally winning a trophy coming on the same day as United winning a record breaking 19th title.

Dead

Salford last Friday.
Hull Kingston winning on Sunday.

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Title number 19 for MUFC.
United fans unveiling a 19 times banner during YNWA at Anfield.
The impending trip to Bramall Lane for the Youth Cup Final, First Leg this evening.
Crompton's Quote of the Season when someone commented on a period of high intensity on Friday night. "Like watching State of Origin, this." Glorious!

Dead
Lancashire's one day form.
Salford on Friday.
Coughing your guts up for about a fortnight with no sign of it going away.

He wasn't saying that in the first half.

RED

Back on the board

RED
DR ABC



DEAD
Having to work Friday

Red - Got tickets for Bolton away.
- My Daughter is 18 on sat

( god i feel old)
- LH Pub cricket knockout starting next Thu
- Got a ticket for Citys homcoming celebration on Monday



Dead - Just under a week till pay day.
- 2 day First aid refresher on Monday in Horwich.
-

Stockport going to be at a standstill then??



RED
- 19
- Bramall Lane trip
- City departing for Wembley, for the 2nd time in 6 or so weeks, from Stockport and not Manchester...this City is their's remember
- Champions League final next week
- Champions League final night festivities well and truly in place

DEAD
- City actually delivering something of note for once
- Vinnie Anderson at acting half back and possibly starting hooker tonight


- skint to the max til Wednesday
- dog coming into season 4 days before our appointment to get her "done", effing typical
- Thomas Cook Executive Reds

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=#FF4000RED youtu.be/KjDwa3HGjrE WARNING: choice language.

Red

Greenhalgh's egg custards
Ticket for Wembley next saturday now in my hands

DEAD

My Salford Wembley dream

Red

AFC Wimbledon getting into the football league, mint.

Wakey v Cas

Red:
Lancs chasing down 121 off 15 overs to beat Yorkshire. Top of the league.


Andy Greg in the hope before the Hull KR game.

Dead:
Hull KR fan winning £70 in the fruit machine in the hope.

Glorious scenes at Aigburth this evening!

Red
Another last over win for Lancs in the CB40.

Well done Boys.

Keep it up

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Lancs again, even with the dodgy second Hampshire innings!
Kyle Hogg's figures in Hampshire's first innings.
Despite winning their first trophy in 35 years, city fans still have signatures directly referencing United. Defined by MUFC.

Dead
Not being able to shake this bloody cough even with a course of antibiotics. Blegh.

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Long weekends.
German girls .
The Caramel Liqour in Weatherspoons.
The girl behind the bar in the Mitre in town and her gravity defying boobs


Blank tickets from the machine on the Met.
Maya Jane Coles.
D I V O R C E


Stories of trouble making and cowardice from the keyboard warrior in chief from this forum when attending football matches.
The very real prospect of a coach who we have a chance of progressing with.

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Wind into my face cycling too work every day and yet somehow the wind is in my face cycling back the same route after work.


The horrible realisation that Warrington are the real deal and for me look nailed on to win the lot this year.