Smithy did mention that he'd been in the pheonix club the other week to see that International phychic Clinton Baptiste

the new signing is ssssssss (while reading the M.E.N) SINFIELD! More chance of the pope touring iraq than sinfield coming to salford.

I think after 500 + replies & over 24,000 views , we've finally found out it's not the son of God , just a very naughty boy!
Most of us have speculated and per chance dreamed about a messiah like signing or progidal son returning and for the most part it's been entertaining, in some ways far more entertaining than the season we've just experienced.
We all knew about Smith68/ Salford No.1's penchant for wild prophesy ..

And the fact that he's a knob

To be fair Leeds only lost on saturday and i suspect they have their own "mad monday" going on, i recon if we dont hear anything by weekend it aint going to happen

Heard the deal is now off because the directors don't think its a big enough signing and it will really disappoint some of the fans. I just feel sorry for Kevin he must be absolutely gutted, he's dreamed all his career about getting away from Leeds and playing for us.

Any news on the BIG signing this morning. Nope, now theres a surprise.



Just wanted to be the first person to post on the 40th page thats all. Thats how interesting this thread has become.

Heard from a [ivery [/ireliable source that the deal was signed weeks ago. The club are holding off making an announcement because they're trying to secure a personal sponsorship deal for the player with the Easter Bunny, but he's on holiday at the moment, spending a few days up at Santa's place in Lapland. The club contacted the Tooth Fairy towards the back end of last week to see if she'd step in, but she insisted on some arrangement where the player would have to accompny her on her rounds at least twice a year, and this was a deal breaker as far as the club were concerned.

It's all gone quiet on the smithy front!!! Quelle suprise

Maybe Smithy has won the lottery and made the 'Big Signing' himself. Smithy could be just dragging it out and keeping us all in suspence???

I think the club have checked with their official Astrologer , they are not releasing the news until the moon is in the right conjunction with Uranus. . .

Something should be said! I mean with Matty Smith And Adam Neal we've only signed 10 players
need another 3 at least to put a full team out

maybe then Kevin will come out to play

The club are waiting for Barker and the M.E.N. to inform Mr Sinfield that his services are no longer required at Leeds and he will be joining Briers and Mozza down at The Willows!

When is the best time to announce this "big" signing the same day as we announce season ticket info or before?

all this talk about the "BIG" signing what about the "judas" surley he deserves a mention every so often

A friend of mine Leanne Perrins told me Geoff Toovey is favourite for the assistant coach role. She's exceptionally reliable.

My source Joe King has very close connections and he reckons an announcment will be made this week. Rumours we are very close to signing springbok union sensation Harry Balzonia. Plus I also heard we are close to signing Gareth Hock's younger brother Mike!

Oh yeah I hear she's spices thing up and mixes it at parties ..
not Heard Geoff Toovey's name in a while , thought he was still assistant to Des Hasler at Manly ?



Is he a big lad then ? my two gay Cousins ' Ben Douan and Phil McCavity ' would like to meet up with him '

I heard he put a big shot on Herbie Hinde recently.

HE IS COMING

wait and see then you can all say a big SORRY

That is all.

If it is a big signing(i doubt it will be big)I hope it’s a hooker

Whatever the makeup of our squad next season , if it has even half the belief you have in them we'll do alright.
and I won't slag anyone off for their belief.


Leeds rumours
Brett Webb to R.U.
Matt Diskin to Huddersfield
McGuire - Crocked
Senior , well Senior
Bailey, Linked with the Bulls
Donald, Retired
Kirke - Roosters
The all conquering Leeds dynasty is beginning to unravel

maybe the unbelievable isn't so unbelievable .

and maybe just maybe
we will be a big four team again

smithy what about the judas? Is he still coming too?