This thread has scone down the pan, so I'm raisin the bar.

If he did go it wouldn't be any further than Eccles, Chorley or maybe Dundee u can't have your cake and eat it

This forum has torte me something it definitely takes the biscuit

Koukash has tried to transform a "Poor man's cake" (google it) by liberally sprinkling it with hundreds and thousands. I'll get my coat.

This is now becoming a Marathon which could even become Maltesered into Mars

Ermmm, cakes!!

I thought that too - perhaps the thread has drifted off Topic?

We're going for the Creme de la Creme of confectionery based humour.

Guess that's just parfait the course.

Just seen Koukash has tweeted today could be a good day for the Red Devils? I wonder what it is? The yeast he could have done was drop a hint.

No as it was this morning he could have dropped a mint, an after eight one



I wonder what he is alluding too, fingers crossed personally for Fuifui, ready made Salford icon.

My money would be on Dobson coming over early or MoiMoi. Either one would be the icing on the cake.

Dobson isn't needed, over egging the pudding if you would



As for Fuifui Moimoi we would have too welcome him with a nice double barrel cake (honestly there is such a thing).

Greggs signed a new contract, while the Walnes whip up a three year deal each.

With the Doc's need found interest in RL in other countries, I wonder if he'll be on the lookout for clubs in Dundee, Kiev, Madeira and Genoa?

No need to, he need look no further than Eccles or chorley.

It's only a matter of time before he does one....Salford rent their ground, and home crowds of around 3K. He needs to forget "it's near Manchester".....MONEY down the drain....ALL US TRUE RL FANS KNOW IT WON'T WORK, SALFORD & FANS.
Never has, never will.

Well done Terry, for missing the point of this ailing thread by about ten miles. I know you're a bit simple, but you haven't even tried. I think you're a bit of a fruit cake.

This is such a terrible attempt at trolling. There's nothing particularly witty, intelligent or sensible about posts like this. Your satire is so tired.

You just end up embarrassing yourself. Do us all a favour and stop posting this garbage on here. Cheers.

aww bless, he can't read

It's such an obvious - and obviously lame - attempt at trolling that it begs the question of why you bothered to respond to it. Trolls are trolls because they've nothing to say about the subject, so you're not going to get a reasoned response. Just ignore it, like you woukld any other mewling infant who desparately seeks attention.

He's clearly a fool who needs to turnover a new leaf.

Satire??? I hardly think so. While he might possibly have seen a copy of Private Eye I'd put money on that he's never heard of Juvenal!

Satire? No - Drivel ? Yes!

You pudding.

I don't usually bite but I'm a bit grouchy today

Terry is a Leyther but sadly a few bricks short of a load.

Even the Leigh fans apologise for him on their board.