We've got Hansen, Harrison Hansen, but I just don't think you understand that we've got Hansen, Harrison Hansen. He's the greatest fuc*king player in the land. . Achy breaky heart - Tune.

Ok my first effort at this …To the classic Boney M tune ..Rivers of Babylon

From the River of Jordan….Where he is from
Maaaaarwaan…now a Salford son
He loves his Horses ….n loves to Race
Even got one ...called Rangi Chase
Wer"e the talk of the Pies and even the Wire
Maaarwaan …...will take us higher

Il get my coat

for our first live game

ohhhh stevo is a wa%^er , he wears a wa%^ers hat
and when he saw the barton he said i fancy that
he didn`t like willows he said it was a dump
so heee can climb on barton bridge and take a running (edit as applicaple )jump

Mozzer......

[i"He's big, he's bad, he's older than me dad,
Ade Morley, Ade Morley"[/i

To the tune of "That's Amore"....

[i"If he's sat in the stand, with a cast on his hand, it's Ade Morley"[/i

[i"If he's sat in the stand, cos he keeps getting banned, it's Ade Morley"[/i

Fot Puletua just swop over the Paleeasina chant.

I think there should be a resounding,stirring,rabble-rousing song for Adrian Morley.

To the tune of John Brown's Body -

Who's the greatest club captain in all the world today ?
Who's the greatest club captain in all the world today ?
Who's the greatest club captain in all the world today..
Adrian Morley is his name.
Adrian,Adrian,Adrian Morley
Adrian,Adrian,Adrian,Morley
Adrian,Adrian,Adrian Morley
Adrian Morley is his name.

and repeat - Louder each time ! ad infinitum.

I was going to have as the ending to the first line 1) The world has ever seen 2) Salford have ever had 3) In European Super League 4) In rugby league today.....but in order to avoid controversy,and after my apparent heresy,settled for the above.



For our team captain...

To the tune of Mcnamaras Band.

His name is Martin Gleeson he's the leader of the band
He plays at right centre;he's the best in all the land
La,La,La La,La La,La,La,La
La,La,La,La,La,La,La,La,La ,
Etc.and repeat.( Should wind up all those followers of clubs with centres having international recognition )

Good lord, if you're not embarrassed, then allow me to be embarrased for you. Jesus.

To the tune of 'Excerpt From A Teenage Opera '

Dr K.Dr K.
Is it true what people say
We're Gonna Win The Super League ?

I'm hesitant to encourage Koukash songs but if they're going to happen anyway ... I've got the basis of a song which I think could work, but I can't finish it.

It's based on the carol/hymn God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen. There seems to be a few versions but a version of the lyrics are [url=http://cyberhymnal.org/htm/g/o/godrest.htmhere[/url and you can get the gist of the tune [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOH4NDw0ilchere[/url (no, I don't watch Glee before you ask).

Bits in Italics are mine, normal bits that need to be re-worked.

[iYou very lairy gentlemen see Salford play today
Remember that our Sav-i-or was born near Christmas Day
To lead Red Devils back to power when we were gone astray[/i

O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy;
O tidings of comfort and joy.

[iIn Palestine near Israel this blessed man was born[/i
And laid within a manger upon this blessèd morn;
The which His mother Mary did nothing take in scorn.

Plagiarised a little ditty that can,and should,be accompanied by clapping.

Things Can Only Get Better by D:ream

Things can only get better
Can only get better
Now I've found you,you,you,Salford.

Repeat ad infinitum ^

Another one for an individual player

To the tune of Macarena by Los Del Rio - You can dance along if you want

( Not for me ! )

Lama Tasi -Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi

Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi

Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi

Ooooooh Lama Tasi

and repeat....


If anyone wants to put lyrics to Hot Legs by Rod Stewart for 'Hot Sauce' Junior Sau
or My Brother Jake by Free for 'Our full back' Jake that may be good...as you can tell I'm struggling a bit

Maybe just the old "I see the Salford reds arising" ...
but actually believe it

He'll tweet who he wants, he'll tweet who he wants.
Red League, he'll tweet who he wants.

Think we need to bang home the message about being Red Devils.Mainly, songs with devil(s) in he title are heavy metal or Cliff Richard efforts.
I settled for a Beatles song - Yellow Submarine.I put lyrics in place of the trumpet bit at the 3rd verse.

The Dirty Old Town that we're famous for
Has a rugby league club that we all adore
It was over in France when the press announced
In a language that we cannot pronounce

[uChorus[/u We are the famous Salford Red Devils - Salford Red Devils - Salford Red Devils
We are the famous Salford Red Devils - Salford Red Devils - Salford Red Devils

Over a century at The Willows
Very often supporters wept in their pillows
We moved to Barton where things got worse
Was our rugby league club under a curse.

[uRepeat Chorus [/u

Dr Koukash saved the club
Hoping new supporters would jump aboard
With huge relief supporters roared
as expectations and hopes suddenly soared

[uRepeat Chorus[/u

As we live our life of ease
Everyone of us has all we need
Sky of blue and field of green
The chance to enjoy a sporting dream

[uRepeat Chorus [/u

How's about something simple like the old sixties song devil in disguise.

They walk like an angel,
They talk like an angel
Live like an angel,
But they're the devil in disguise oh yes they are,
The devils in disguise.

Slight change of plan for Jake Mullaney.
Adapt the Dean Martin song 'That's Amore'. My lyrics will need tweaking but the general idea is -

From Parramatta Eels across to Salford Quays - that's Mullaney
When he's up in offence and he's back in defence - that's Mullaney

When the ball leaves his shoe from the tee then it's two - that's Mullaney

When he's the last line of defence and stands imperious and impervious - that's Mullaney

When he reminds you of Hodgson but you know you're not dreaming
The feeling is pleasing
That's Mullaney.


Heard a recent 'sound' to the gentle,restrained Mrs Robinson song from The Graduate film

Soccer fans pogoing and screaming it.Thought it suitable in similar screaming mode as -

So here's to you Shannan McPherson
Salford loves you more than you will know - WOAH

and repeat ad infinitum.( Could also be used for Jason Walton and Gregory Johnson )

I discovered some soccer fans have a song for a far eastern player from an instrumental; Tequila by The Champs
On the popular video sharing site the one with the skeleton,hat and cigar has the saxophone come in on 21 secs

He makes precision passes
He makes them look simple
He can make reverse passes without looking
And he goes by the name of Smith

Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim
Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim
Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim
Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim

(on 42 secs over saxaphone solo)

Tim Smith Tim Smith Tim Tim Tim Tim Smith.

I wanted a loud one,accompanied by handclapping,and including Salford Red Devils in the lyrics.
Reminded myself that soccer fans recently used 3 Little Birds song by Bob Marley.So.....

Don't worry 'Bout a thing
Cos Salford Red Devils Gonna be alright
Singin' don't worry 'Bout a thing
Cos Salford Red Devils Gonna be alright

Rise up this mornin' Smile with the risin' sun
3 Little birds Each by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs Of melodies pure and true
Sayin' This is my message to you - ou - ou

Repeat ^

To the tune of "take me home willows road" and Ripped fully from uniteds veron song...

He came from cas, to play for Salford, his name is rangi chase
He's a genius, from New Zealand, and his name is rangi chase

I have read posts from our own fans - and opposition supporters - informing me that Salford fans shouldn't get carried away or become arrogant.There is a whole argument about that,but for brevity I decided to go along with the underdog thing and how we should beg for crumbs instead of dining at the table.
Getting off to a good start and hoping for a maximum attendance on a cold Thursday night,when the tv cameras are there needs some consideration.A home debut by a new signing,perhaps?
As it has been an aeon since we had 3 consecutive Super League victories should we be leading near the end of the 1st home game I thought a suitable ditty should be sung.
So,to the tune of ' For he's (she's ) A Jolly Good Fellow '

( We're The ) Salford Red Devils

( We're The ) Salford Red Devils

( We're The ) Salford Red Devils

'Could We Win 3 On The Spin - Please ' ( The please bit making it a request to the players and not an arrogant statement that we will win 3 on the bounce. This could be repeated in Challenge Cup games where the last line would be ' Could We Win The Challenge Cup,please ? )

We could then have - Dr Marwan Koukash etc. 'Could you sign ( name of player ) please ?'

Should we win 3 on the spin then it's - Brian Nobby Noble etc.' You're Doing A Brilliant Job '.

I did hear this tune used in a distasteful way - but with accompanying handclaps - very effective !

I had just heard the Kinks - Lola - song,while I was out and thought it would be suitable for Steve Rapire.

Rapira - Steve,steve,Steve,Rapiiira
Steve,Steve,Steve Rapiiir - ra

when I came across a vid which shows a Bob Marley poster in his abode !

[url=http://www.maoritelevision.com/news/sport/steve-rapira-join-salford-next-seasonVid[/url

I also heard The Passenger - Iggy Pop - so for a variation of a La La La La Salford Red Devils - which could be maintained for a lengthy period of time - that could be another one.

If Dr K wants a tune for 'Red Devils Rising' lyrics then the synthesized version of Go West by the Pet Shop Boys
allows for the lyric - Salford Red Devils Are On The Rise Again - quite easily,and is another one which can be repeated for as long as desired with accompanying handclap.

I saw a video of Samoa players dancing to a medley of records and it appeared as though Harrison Hansen danced to Kylie song Can't Get You Out Of My Mind.
I did look at a video of the song where Kylie is nearly wearing a white dress.It would seem that to each La La La by Kylie the words Harrison,Harrison Hansen - would fit.

I have just come across the fact that Hibernian ( Hibs ) soccer fans sing The Proclaimers song Sunshine on Leith

As a last request,because I'll knock this on the head and hope for spontaneity on match days - could this song be considered as a tribute to Dr Marwan Koukash.

All it requires is the line - While the chief puts sunshine on Leith - replaced by ' While the Doctor puts sunshine in Salford ' and the remainder of the lyrics perfectly sum up the situation of the past 12 months or so.

Best vids to watch are Hibs at cup finals or the hibs fans in a pub in Ayr - or the Proclaimers,of course.

I don't know whether it is club-led or supporter-led but it seems a good idea and it apparently works
[url=http://www.northwalescrusaders.co.uk/supporters-songbook/North Wales Crusaders Website[/url

I've thoroughly enjoyed reading your thread and having checked the link out I would suggest that you personally are way ahead of the game keep up the good work

The-o, The-o,
He scores away and he scores at home,
The-o, The-o,
He comes from France [...

(The Banana Boat Song)

Struggling with the end. Chance? Glance? Dance? Prance?

Converts a chance
And he comes from france?

Or

He puts you in a trance
And he comes from France