RED- Getting ready for a day on the beer, then watching us win the tri nations (i hope)

Dead- Having to share a coach with Swinton fans.


My fantasy footy team at the moment

Dead - Englands last half hour performance
Elland rd
Leeds fans singing, "Rhinos" when it is an England game (goons)
The lager at Elland rd

Red
No rain
Rammstein
Dead
Rain

=redRed
Abusive voicemail messages left by fellow Salford fans at half 1 in the morning after the 4 Nations.

It's obviosuly something to do with the equalities gender. We have those of different sexuality, age and gender respresented. It's only fair that those who have ginger hair are represented too. Thus giving the impression it is 'normal'



DEAD
* Rain. Rained every day at work since I bought my new work shoes
* My luck in the fantasy league
* We have some 'holy' water in our fridge....apparently

That was a euphemism for poitín in my house so take the lid off and have a guzzle.

DEAD

Being back in Stoke.

I wish. It is simply a bottle of Volvic that was blessed by the Priest who Christened my daughter.


DEAD
Someone who sits next to me has gone to a meeting for two hours, leaving her phone on her desk. The thing won't stop vibrating. It's doin my head in.

Stick it in the holy water; that should cleanse it.

Did he cover that in olive oil as well?

He covers all his vessels in oil



RED
The streets have now been cleared of leaves, and thus no longer resemble an ice rink

DEAD
Gerrard making his comeback.....against City

[uRed[/u
£6 green fees at Heaton Park before 9am during Nov-Dec.
Birdieing the 17th at HP after 16 holes of utter e. That 20 foot putt will be 20 yards by the time I leave the pub tonight


Joining the Gym again for £12.99 a month



[uDead[/u
Saving £6 on green fees then probably losing the equivalent in golf balls




My body by the end of next week after I try to put right the last 12 months of inactivity at the gym.

RED www.punchinthefacebook.com/punch/fred-goodwin ...and some of the justifications for uploading pictures of Joe Public on the same site ... "Reason For Adding: she's ginger" "Reason For Adding: just look at him!" "Reason For Adding: her f***y smells!" "Reason For Adding: varying crimes against humanity" "Reason For Adding: because she is selfish with her FUN BITS"

RED www.punchinthefacebook.com/punch/fred-goodwin ...and some of the justifications for uploading pictures of Joe Public on the same site ... "Reason For Adding: she's ginger" "Reason For Adding: just look at him!" "Reason For Adding: her f***y smells!" "Reason For Adding: varying crimes against humanity" "Reason For Adding: because she is selfish with her FUN BITS"

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The fact that a foreign football team not qualifying for a tournament merits the ridiculous blanket coverage it has had today.

Rain and the fact that our new work premises seems to have no drainage other than than what I squeeze out of my socks at the end of the day.

My company not declaring my tax properly for my company vehicle and the dread of the post arriving with the back claim from the taxman.

Job interviews.

Christmas nearly here or as is the truth it not being nearly here and the overkill on the advertisements.

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Unfortunately very little if anything at all.

[uRed[/u www.lfc-endofseasonparty.com

[uRed[/u www.lfc-endofseasonparty.com

brilliant

RED- Pay day tommorow
working the next 3 weekends (Happy days for my xmas wages)
my daughters great report at parents evening
Liverpools bad run at the moment
the return of Robiniho on Saturday

Dead - going to work and coming home in the dark
waking up to rain in the morning and having to go to work in it

VERY RED- My daughter getting a job on Salford quays

=redRED

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHkrH6dcjwQChase & Status - End Credits[/url
Gupta
[url=http://www.amazon.co.uk/Colin-McRae-Dirt-Xbox-360/dp/B002DUCNIM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1259777540&sr=8-2Dirt:2[/url
[url=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004753/Leslie Bibb[/url
[url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289406/Harry Brown[/url
WunderRadio, SkyPlayer, oMaps, TED, Tiger Woods and Sonic iTunes apps
[url=http://size.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Product_10701_11551_19331_236609_-1_footwearAdidas Originals 72 in black[/url

DEAD

[url=http://www.mininova.org/Mininova[/url
[url=http://primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/blanche-coronationstreet.jpgBlanche[/url

Top call

=redRED.

The endless Tiger Woods jokes.
New girls in our reservations office (pity they arrived just in time to see the last rights delivered).
A certain person reaction to my main picture on loser book (which way is Poland again???).


=blueDEAD.

The tax man after 2 years back tax for company vehicles


The company I work for, mind the rush of them there rats boys the ship she is a sinking.

=redRED

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntyXvLnxyXkThe future of magazines.[/url

Red
Tag comp at Milnrow

Dead
About to get drowned

=redRED www.myspace.com/delphic =blueDEAD Trips to sodding Norwich for interviews, I thought to go that far East you needed a passport.

=redRED www.myspace.com/delphic =blueDEAD Trips to sodding Norwich for interviews, I thought to go that far East you needed a passport.

Quote ="Michigan red"=redRED www.myspace.com/delphic '" Another one joins the bandwaggon.

Quote ="Michigan red"=redRED www.myspace.com/delphic '" Another one joins the bandwaggon.