Salary cap, salary cap
Koukash loves breaking the salary cap

I want my...
I want my...
I want my... Tommy Lee

(Money for Nothing or Don't Stand So Close to Me)

Morley, Hock, McPherson,
Ashurst, Griffin, Dixon,
Rangi, Meli, Hansen,
Gleeson!

Through rain and wind and weather,
Salford stand together,
Fathers, mothers, brothers side-by-side,
Mullaney, Fages, Smith, Jon Ford,
Heading for Old Trafford,
Win or lose we'll back them with pride

(Rawhide)

Well that's my kicks sorted. Night!

That one is quality!

It's the biggest f****** suit I've seen,
Must cost a fortune just to get the f***** cleaned,
When Nigel Wood met Dr Marwan
The spit of Geordie Alan,
It was the biggest f****** suit he's ever seen

(She'll be coming round the mountain)

Missing an 'ever' there.

What about bringin back a classic, not heard it sang for a while, other than me n me dad.

Oh id rather be a devil than a saint...so on and so on

Liking it Chico!

' We are - Richer than you '
' We are - Richer than you '
' We are - Richer than you '

Repetitively add nauseum to Leeds Rhino's tune
' Oh Danny Maguire '

Don't fancy making any player songs yet dont want to curse them like I did with Mark Corvo :/

Quote ="The optimist"Don't fancy making any player songs yet dont want to curse them like I did with Mark Corvo :/ '" I'd rather you didn't make any songs up because yours are normally sh*te... For the rest of us, can we avoid a) songs that refer to how rich we are and b) how "poop" other teams are, as it just makes us look cringeworthy and pathetic. Celebrations of players and the club are far better... Anyhoo, quick starter for ten (and before some point it out, I'm not being entirely original with this...) www.youtube.com/watch?v=38j7p5WWNV0 Gareth Hock'll score when he wants Any old time Gareth Hock'll score when he wants Any old time I said Gareth Hock, Salford Gareth Hock, Salford (Repeat)

Quote ="The optimist"Don't fancy making any player songs yet dont want to curse them like I did with Mark Corvo :/ '" I'd rather you didn't make any songs up because yours are normally sh*te... For the rest of us, can we avoid a) songs that refer to how rich we are and b) how "poop" other teams are, as it just makes us look cringeworthy and pathetic. Celebrations of players and the club are far better... Anyhoo, quick starter for ten (and before some point it out, I'm not being entirely original with this...) www.youtube.com/watch?v=38j7p5WWNV0 Gareth Hock'll score when he wants Any old time Gareth Hock'll score when he wants Any old time I said Gareth Hock, Salford Gareth Hock, Salford (Repeat)

Having won everyone round,recently

this should go down well....
Having read the AUP and with intellectual property and me not being acquainted I won't add the music from that well-known and oft used video sharing website,but I have recently learned that the intro.music from the old The Sweeney tv series is being used for a song.
Don't know whether it's Do Do Do Do or Du Du Du Du etc after the player name is used but I thought it appropriate for Greg Johnson and/or any of the wingers as the music is fast and the tv show was about the Flying squad.
After the first few bars Greg Johnson,Greg Johnson Du Du Du Du Du Du Du Du Du.

With St Jude being the patron saint of lost causes ( stop picking on me ! ) I thought it appropriate that with the Liverpool connections to Dr K the Beatles song Hey Jude would fit.
At the end of the song the Na Na Na Na's could finish with Marwan.
Suitable player names could also be added.
Nice and simple.

I am now off to learn the wisdom of the words of Paul Gascoigne -[i I never make predictions and I never will[/i
( A Colemanballs - think about it )

There's a star light on the left hand side.
his name is Francis meli and he plays at number 5.

David bowie - star man

quality chic's, lets make it simpler, after a few beers we will stumble over words keep it to:
Tony puletua, meli. And it will workqq

To the tune of The Quartermasters Store -

He's big,he's strong,often accused of doing wrong,

Gareth Hock,Gareth Hock

He's been a Warrior,a Viking,now he's a Red Devil to our liking,

the always reliable/(controversial) Gareth Hock.

We're on the march with Nobles army, were all going to Wembley and were gonna shake them up when we win the Challenge Cup, cause Salford are the greatest rugby team.

When we get to Wembley the world is going to see, the famous fans from Salford, the best there's ever been, we're representing Lancashire of that there is no doubt, cause Warrington speak Scouse, so we're gonna drown them out.

Repeat chorus.

I want to tell you, I might as well do, about a boy who can do anything.
You cannot stop him, he'll score from nothing,
Theo Fages! Theo Fages! Theo Fages!

If you come from Salford
You’re sure to be a blue,
Eccles, Monton, Ordsall, Pendlebury too,
And if you think that this is true you’re nothing but a fool,
Cos in the town of Salford
The Red Devils rule
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate Swinton
Tra la la la la la la la

The signings came in two by two,
Marwan, Marwan....
The signings came in two by two
Marwan, Marwan
Liam Foran, Mauro too
but they're as sh*te as me and you
Maaaarwan Kouuuuukash is buildin' a massive ark.

He drinks when he wants, he drinks when he wants, Gareth Hock, he'll drink when he wants.

Are we too rich for you? Are we too rich for you? Are we too rich for you?

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
when salford win away

For the half backs I reckon the easiest would be repeating 'Tim Smith' to the tune of - Hi Ho Hi Ho It's off to work we go - from the Snow White and 7 dwarves film.

For Rangi - to the tune of Mungo Jerrys 'Long legged woman dressed in black' -

Salford Red Devil's half back Rangi Chase
He is class,he is class,he is class,class,class.

Every time he creates a move,it's a try,It's atry.
Every time he creates a move it's a try.
Every time he creates a move it's a try.
Every time he creates a move it's a try.

He knows how to shimmy and to run,how to run,how to run,how to run,run,run - REPEAT.

He knows how to dummy and to pass,how to pass,how to pass,how to pass,pass,pass. - REPEAT.

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