Sorry guys we've let this slip. Let's kick on with a new R&D

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Twickenham Guest House
Reds winning
Sunshine
BBQ’s
Franky Birchall – Legend


Holts’
The Stoop / King Bar
Winning 50% of our last 4 games


The form of Lancashire CCC
Salford City FC finishing in their highest ever position!

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Realising that I haven’t had a Guinness in weeks!


The two pasting’s we took over the Bank Holiday
Objects on the M6 Toll that small bits of your car and adding an hour to the journey.
Early morning rises after a Quins away day!
Crap breakfasts
Somehow losing my Salford shirt

Red - LCCC
- Its Friday.


- Taking R Maud on her yearly might out round Manchester tomorrow.




- Watching the boys on Sunday.

Dead - 3 weeks till payday

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FHM's top 100 Sexiest Women 2011, seriously am I supposed to believe that is the best 100 on earth? Some of them I wouldn't climb over Shaun McRae to get to*!




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In a sporting world where the tag legend is bandied out all to easiliy waking up to read of the passing of my first sporting hero and one of the most charismatic sportstars ever is the news that I feared.

RIP Seve.

Mate your meant to climb onto them not over them, it's no wonder Doris always looks so unsatisfied

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FC United's season, despite losing the playoff final to Colwyn Bay.
Lancashire's start to the Championship season.
Hunslet. Great set-up.
United being one point from number 19.

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Colwyn Bay. What an utter hole.
Lancashire's start to the One Day season.
Lancs not beating Sussex at Hove. Hopefully not something we end up regretting.
"We're Salford Rugby, we do what we want."

Everyone's singing it now mate. We'll claim it as irony.

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Colwyn Bay.
Full time positions.
Mr Thomas's Chop House.
Annonymity.
Steve Gentle and the endless comedy monents a name like will provide.

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Bell end football fans in pizza shops.
SEVE.
Wouter Weylandt.
2nd hand bikes bought from Polish con artists.
2nd hand bikes bought from reputable cycle dealers in Urmston.

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Home cup draw for Salford.

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The demise of the Shamrock.

One of the worst things I've ever witnessed
RIP Wouter

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A certain well-known Salford fan playing rugby union.

There's a few I know who have made the switch. Age.

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United winning the league
City winning the FA Cup

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City & United 'fans' spending more time slagging each other than celebratinf their own victories
Salford losing
Working on Saturdays
Bolton losing on the road AGAIN
West Ham being relegated
Being car-less
5 day weeks

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Moscow and it's square
Free upgrades to Business Class

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Pricey booze

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MUFC - 19 Times banner at Anfield yesterday.
Title celebrations in town.
Bramall Lane tomorrow.

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Salfords season at about 9.45pm on Friday?

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United 19, Liverpool 18, Huddersfield 3, city 2.
The pandemonium when Rooney scored.
The performance put on by United fans at Victoria.
'Same old Mancs, scared of Salford!' booming out on the train home.
city finally winning a trophy coming on the same day as United winning a record breaking 19th title.

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Salford last Friday.
Hull Kingston winning on Sunday.

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Title number 19 for MUFC.
United fans unveiling a 19 times banner during YNWA at Anfield.
The impending trip to Bramall Lane for the Youth Cup Final, First Leg this evening.
Crompton's Quote of the Season when someone commented on a period of high intensity on Friday night. "Like watching State of Origin, this." Glorious!

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Lancashire's one day form.
Salford on Friday.
Coughing your guts up for about a fortnight with no sign of it going away.

He wasn't saying that in the first half.

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Back on the board

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DR ABC



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Having to work Friday

Red - Got tickets for Bolton away.
- My Daughter is 18 on sat

( god i feel old)
- LH Pub cricket knockout starting next Thu
- Got a ticket for Citys homcoming celebration on Monday



Dead - Just under a week till pay day.
- 2 day First aid refresher on Monday in Horwich.
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Stockport going to be at a standstill then??



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- 19
- Bramall Lane trip
- City departing for Wembley, for the 2nd time in 6 or so weeks, from Stockport and not Manchester...this City is their's remember
- Champions League final next week
- Champions League final night festivities well and truly in place

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- City actually delivering something of note for once
- Vinnie Anderson at acting half back and possibly starting hooker tonight


- skint to the max til Wednesday
- dog coming into season 4 days before our appointment to get her "done", effing typical
- Thomas Cook Executive Reds