Players I'd keep would be from our squad now would be

Patten, broughton, Gibson, clay, rathcford, smith, holdsworth, Godwin, Owen, cashmere, boyle, adamson, wild, sidlow.

I would bring in

Roby, westwood, crabtree, chase, blanch, welham, yeaman, peacock, lynch, s. Burgess, g. Ellis, s. Tomkins, clubb

My 17 would be

Patten, broughton, yeaman, welham, blanch, chase, holdsworth, crabtree, roby, peacock, burgess, Westwood, ellis.

Subs. S. Tomkins, cashmere, lynch, wild.

Right, as I don't have Sky Sports & my knowledge of NRL is poop (bar the British players) I'll go for a straight 17 made up of non Salford players whilst trying to stick to the 1 per team ruling.

1. Lockyer 2. Fox 3. Watkins 4. Mellers (purely to catch the bombs!)
5. Briscoe 6. Brough 7. Dureau 8. Mozzer 9. Roby 10. S Burgess
11. Gaz Ellis 12. J Tomkins 13. Morrison

14. Chase 15. Clubb 16. T Burgess 17. Meninga (maybe a liitle old now but can't be any older than Steve Menzies!)

patten
broughton
inglis
yeamen
richards
smith
holdsworth
cashmere
roby
scott
nero
westwood
wild

crabtree
peacock
godwin
ratchford

gleeson
sidlow
sneyd
neal
boyle
adamson

blanch
ferris
welham
whitehead
thomas
blaymire

If I won the lottery I'd buy the club off Wilky and instantly ban Swine Town from sullying (or should that be slurrying?) the pitch

With my lottery winnings I am buying myself a couple of pints

£10 doesn't go far these days.

£5 for a pint of Nuts & Bolts?? Jesus it's been a long time since I've drunk it.