gallon? barrel?

Good points.
Have you got any ideas re improving our state of affairs because I'm stumped?
The logic is non-existent. Quality entertainment = Awful attendances.

You can tell that you were out of the country for a decent chunk of last season. I reckon that about half of our home games were absolutley shocking adverts for the sport.

Sale have a regional customer base so would up our status. However they play on a Friday night.

In that case, we could revert to Sunday footy as the Aussies call it! Or, we could mix and match Friday and Sunday games for the handful of games that the fixtures clash.

do they do bed and breakfast