I went to the Leeds match with my aunty and uncle. they were over from spain and are lifelong salford supporters. they had unfortunately been drinking wine in my mum's back garden all afternoon.
as we went in a lady was selling raffle tickets for stuart littler's testimonial shirt draw. i bought some and explained to my aunty what they were for. she went to get some and asked the lady what they were for.

"A signed shirt" the lady replied.
"A timeshare?" my aunty asked.

At this point the lady looked at me and I simply shrugged.

Feeling the need to explain the lady said, "No.. a signed shirt." to which my aunty retorted "what do i need with a timeshare... got timeshares coming out of my ears!"

she bought the tickets anyway and in case you were wondering she does not in fact have timeshares coming out of her ears