Note to Philk Clarke: One we've heard a statistic once (maybe twice) that's enough. The first time you told me Leeds score a lot of tries in the final 10 mins I found this interesting. The second time, I just assumed he was repeating it for people who weren't watching the last time he said it. But we don't need to hear the same thing every 10 minutes.

But we're coming up to the last 10 minutes....

Game on!

Did he just call Leeds the Whinos?

70 min 14 Sec.

I found it ironic that Eddie was suggesting that Leeds might still win on 69mins, and Clarke rebuked him saying Warrington had the game won.

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Just watching the after-match guff now.

Look closely at Eddie's hair above his left ear. There are grey bits !!!!

"Make up !!! .................where's the fskin' make up girl ...... get here now biiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!!!!!!!"

Didn't see game but I'd be flabbergasted if he didn't use the ''Brian McDermott will be furrrrrrrrious'' line?

Or simply "Oh!!!"

Matt King - he a big unit

Its all good stuff although I did laugh when he mention 'the chip over the top' after 3 mins

but what happened to the immortal words "Second Stanza" - is the great man slipping ?

No mention of Second Stanza.

A couple of weeks ago I heard him mention 'the first stanza' which was definately a first

that's right,never heard him mention 'First Stanza'



come to think of it whatever happened to " Up the jumper time" or "Time to put the tent up and park the camels" ?

he IS definitely slipping !!!

As part of my regular public service:

Genious stuff.

Where's "FURIOUS"?

An absolute banker that one

Outstanding











Let's see if we can't fill the card for Sunday's match at Hull

Genius stuff indeed.

Come back when you've actually run a succesful Stevo Bingo night that raised quite a bit of cash.

Cheers

I'm sure there's something very similar to that in the Southstander.com archives somewhere.

And I've taken that experience of doing it live into the workplace now. Shan't bore with how and why, but that was bloody hard work, albeit for a very good cause.

Genius indeed







I'm literally laughing like a drain reading this

Brilliant!

Did alright our Stevo by my reconin in the Hull Huds game - Did I miss any







Ironically this was the very reason why the superleague rugby computer game they brought out in about 1995 had the most realistic commentry ever for a video game - They just recorded 50 stevo and eddie replays and played them over and over again. No wonder when I used to play the game as a kid my dad used to walk into the room thinking a game was on

Amazing... I will be trying this out this weekend!

did anyone else hear clarke refer to leeds as wigan in the first half?

It was in the first 15 mins sometime when warrington were pouring the pressure on.

good to know you've settled into your new job so well !!! do you actually do any work ???

report arriving shortly,sorry for the delay...

Here's my effort which I'll be using for Wigan v Leeds tonight since I'm watching it on telly.



I've been working on an Eddie version but still need a few more clichés.