To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

I think he'll struggle to emerge from Ryan Tandy's shadow.

Bill Ashurst was voted into Penrith's all time greatest team.

*cough*TheAshes*cough*

Frequent flyer - twice a year!!! good job you don't follow me around then you would know what frequent flyer meant

I mean 'Frequent flyer' as in 'Qantas Frequent Flyer'

Its our loyalty program

Are you an air stewardess for Qantas? You're a friggin' trolly dolly?

As nice as Barry McKenzie would undoubtedly look pushing a trolley up and down a Boeing 747 aisle in a tight fitting shiny brown dress with boomerangs and Aboriginal patterns all over it I can confirm that I'm not.

That certainly explains a few things.

Barry McKenzie has no other usernames

Barry McKenzie (in the third person) has no other passports than his British one.

Barry McKenzie would be embarrassed to have a european passport

So Barry McKenzie you can take a photo of someone's passport.

It only took him 24 minutes to take the pic so it's gotta be his, unless he is [ithat [/iprepared to keep up the conspiracy

fair enough.

His flat mate's?

And I'm sure Europe is (or would be) embarrassed to have you here!!

Ill be totally honest here.

I have travelled pretty extensively around continental Europe. I have enjoyed seeing different cultures, the way different people live their lives and just generally enjoying seeing different sights.

One thing I have noticed without fail is the hostile attitude towards me in european countries such as France Spain and Italy (and to a certain degree Poland and Slovakia) when people think I am English. I do speak a little French, German and Spanish but not well enough to get away with people thinking I am a local. People will always scowl at me and grunt 'English?'

Yet as soon as I explain to people that I am actually NOT English and I am Australian peoples attitudes towards me change instantly. People that claimed not to speak English all of a sudden start chatting away to me in better English than I have heard in a lot of northern British cities. Unhelpful people suddenly become the most helpful people I have ever met. During a recent trip to Turkey the locals couldnt be more helpful to me ...once they realised I was an Aussie and not English. And this is a country that remembers what happened at Gallipoli.
In Belgium a local family near Antwerp actually invited me to dinner AND put me up for the night once they realised I was an Aussie. Their grandfather had assisted a shot down Australian bomber pilot during WW2 and ever since then held Australia and her sons in high esteem.

Thank god for my beautiful blue passport and my southern cross tattoo

Actually he's just nicked that and cropped the picture. Someone called [url=http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/9mupdIpAHPhRKQ6dDnzEkAChaitanya[/url, who took it on Nov 26th 2008.




Here's the full pic:

Congratulations, you've just won part (shared with about twenty other people) ownership of Bazza

Barry McKenzie has used really obvious over the top australianisms, but has fallen down by using loads of English saying thats Australians simply do not ever say or ever use. People in the UK, have not spotted that.

He's just another English wind-up merchant and people on here get sucked in.

And finally showing the photo of any old Australian passport, and then Barry McKenzie gets publicly humiliated as we are shown it's someone elses. Oh dear. Now tell us how you were related to Phillip Gidley King. I know you'll have to look him up on google.

Move along now Bazza. You've been well sussed geezer. Laters.

He's a poor mans Bryson, without the talent, wit, intellect or knowledge.

Now WHERE did I say that THAT PICTURE was MY Passport???

The autograph should fetch about £60 on ebay if anyone wants to print it off





Good job I did this photo...just realised it expires in 2012

This thread has gone woefully off-track.

I know



I think we quickly established that Burgess probably WON'T hack it for long in the NRL.


Mods.

Lock it please.