Anything about going to get your father's gun. Really, if we've not got beyond that, then there's little hope for society

This.

As an Hull FC fan I don't like it when we sing 'I asked my Mother what will I be?' It's pointless unless we are actually playing Hull KR. Fans of all other teams don't care which team we picked.

Any of the numerous other songs that they probably have about their team.

That sucks for you, enjoy celebrating mediocrity.

fart town

hull kr singing we all hate our hometown.





yes i know we know what you're meaning but it still sounds stupid,before any rervers come and explain

Any words put to that terrible tune that you hear watching any football match. A beach boys song so I'm told.

In every sports competition be it a single game or a league, there is always somebody finishing 1 st and somebody finishing last

"It's nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here .... Now f*** off"

Awful.


Best one obviously is "Ooooooooh 'ali 'ali, 'ali 'ali, 'ali 'ali, 'alifax!!"




As for Headhunter, if he was castaway on a remote island he'd start an argument with Wilson on day one.

That nice song Saints fans used to sing to Terry Newton to the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain".

Oh and that other one "My old man said be a Wigan/Bradford/Rhinos/whatever fan! I said **** off Daddy you're a ****!"

Great, really nice.

I have to agree not my fave chant as a Giants fan. It's all well in remembering the past but as time goes on it just seems pointless!

Worst Chant - GERRINTOEM

Ooohhh warri warri, warri warri warri warrington... At least it has the upside of sounding like w@nky whenever the fans sing it.

I have to say Bradfords repetitive chanting gets tedious.

FOOORWARD! GERREM ONSIDE! F**K OFF THALER! FOOOOOOOOOOORWARD!
etc etc.

So we're not allowed to celebrate coming in certain positions as its mediocrity. At what point is it not mediocrity?

It's an achievement to go up a league place or to retain a league place. The rest of it might be mediocrity, but so is scoring a try when you're losing by 60 points. Should they all just go home?

What are Leeds fans supposed to do? Grand Final winning fifth place failures.



Silly Headhunter.

<insert opponents town's name> is full of

and

<insert opponents' town's name> is just a small town in <insert opponents' rival's name>

Unimaginative and unnecessary.

Though I would quite enjoy the irony if anyone sang that London was just a small town in errrr....Hemel Hempstead.

edit: bloody swear filter "poop" indeed.

further edit: Perpignan is just a small town in ..... could also be quite funny

It seems like everyone wants the crowd to be singer-songwriters AND know the songs off by heart!

In our one season in Super League, singing "is this all you get at home?" to a packed South Stand at Headingley was a personal favourite.

Most unoriginal is virtually every club singing "you're just a small town in Wigan" to us. For some reason the Whitehaven fans got very upset when we responded with "you're just a bus stop in Scotland".

Well I've just enjoyed watching the QPR fans celebrating mediocrity on MOTD

You dont have talk some crap

And F*** 'em up

Needs to be added to the chant

Would you chant 'We are second bottom', or 'We didn't come last'? Or 'We are below average'? Or even 'We are 4th'? No. 'We are the champions' and 'We are top of the league' make sense, if an unfancied team overachieved for example by making the play-offs then a chant relating to that would make sense, but celebrating not being the absolute worst is totally backwards. What's even more worrying is that some people seem to be too stupid to comprehend that celebrating individual victories and successes is different to celebrating a mediocre league finish.

What you are too stupid to comprehend is that clubs have different targets and during the course of a season those targets change, so with a few games left a team a couple of places above potential relegation start to see safety as a viable target

As has just been pointed out the gap between the top 2 in the premiership is bigger than the gap between the bottom 10 , and now we get to view the Championship show and the pursuit of promotion

So you can argue about the relative values of no P and R all you want, it is and always will be a poor relation to it

What a load of rubbish, its all relative. When KR beat Salford away which pretty much meant they stayed up, it was one of the best atmospheres I have been at. Should I have just clapped off the team and said "your still the second worst team in the league so don't bother celebrating"