I absolutely hate Jon’s “Ca’alans” BS!

And Phil tonight, what was he going on about with some van Gerwin fella from Darts and comparing him to James Roby:

“You’ll see van Gerwin on Sky sometimes throw about 180 darts a night, which is about the same amount of passes James Roby makes in a game and they are almost all as accurate at van Gerwin’s darts”

Sling yer hook Phil you weapon!

I had the sound off and listened to the next doors dogs barking, they actually sounded better.

I reckon whoever penned the line "yeah, but this goes up to eleven" had been listening to some of Seta's expert analysis.

Don't give Hemmings a voice below his paymasters.

A joke to rugby league

Please can Sky programme the coloured buttons on the remote control so that selected commentators/summarisers can be muted during rugby league coverage? A "press the red button to mute O'Connor" option would be a godsend.

It's "play" not "pleh", O'Connor

Dave Woods is doing the game a great dis-service, he's absolute garbage. Cannonball tackle and he says I've seen worse as if to say it wasn't all that bad, says it would be worse if he'd done it from the other side, no it wouldn't you retard, thankfully Kear puts him right! Woods is not just lazy in his commentary he's still utterly clueless.

Woods has a pretty poor commentary voice!

Grief!

Watching SL:The Golden Point for the first time.

Awful, just awful. Barry and Terry cannot string a coherent sentence together.
Terry starts four sentences at once and doesn't even answer the questions!

That's FIVE different voices wittering on before the match is 3 minutes old. Now here comes Cummings as well.
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Hemmings well past his sell by date. Sky need a complete clear out.

Sounds like they left the microphone in the local pub

If only.

The next score will be critical. I'm not saying it will be match winning, but it will be critical.

And then the overlooking at the Johnstone try....wish they would feck off

Clarke then comes out with the I fear Wakefield will fade here bs, he's a joke, the Davis non try was clear as day in touch from the side on then he starts creaming himself saying "it's a try", was it meant to be a parody of dear old Edward Waring, if so it does not become you Philip!

"And the try is given without reference upstuurrrs"

Shut up

O'Connor has the phrases "that man," and "all of a sudden" on constant loop; it drives me round the feckin' twist.

They could just create a soundboard of the common phrases from each of the commentators and then they just need to employ one person to press the buttons (or even a chimp pressing them randomly)

Sky dont give a crap who commentates, or who bitches about the commentating,

Just keep subscribing to the drivel you all moan about, thats all Sky care about.

Have to agree with that. Quantity down, quality up; Get Rae in.

I'm not a huge fan of American football but with the scores of commentators that they employ it does stir up an interest in me and I seem to find myself understanding what they are talking about, even though I don't. I think that the university education that all the players receive now (is it from scholarships?) along with media training it really does help them charm and engage the viewer. In fact, compared to any UK Sky sports commentary they seem to keep on raising the bar.

All of a sudden O'Connor says "all of a sudden".

Eddie has been calling “40-20 attempt” when the ball is kicked on the last tackle inside the 40. Does my nutt in.

“Great defence from Wigan”

A try.

It's even worse when they're bored!