James Corden is going to get more screen time than RL.

Screw you Beeb!

She did look good yes. Now we have James Cordon and Paula Radcliffe. Fabio has no clue who this fat comic is.

From one comic to ..........another comic. Comedy awards last night weren't they?

Here we go. And the winner is .....no not yet Jenson.

Eddie Jordan playing the drums on stage.

Seriously. Is anyone going to beat Jenson? Does anyone deserve it more than him in the nominees?

Mixed speech full of guilt for crapping on his former boss. Who was watching him eagle eyed.

Can we please have Vicky Pendleton on stage?

Wait Wigan got a mention. Already and not in a RL speech. Wait......what was that? Wiggins?Oh right Bradley Wiggins. I miss heard.

I thought that too Gulf.

She was on screen again then....she is HOT

I'm so jealous of her bike's saddle. It's got the best job in the world.

...and again

Button shouldn't win, as Motor Racing is not a sport, or at least, shouldn't be...

I don't think the public should vote. Imagine if we'd won the 4 nations by 100 points and completely ruined them, would we be chosen over someone else who has a great agent/publicist?

The kids that vote choose who is the 'best' athlete but the most popular.

Well now this one is another hottie

Who's up next then?

You don't see many ginger people who are black.

Triple jump champ....
.....i'm just thinking. Please don't interview Ray French for 'us'.

Not many Aussies on so far. Never mind you lot

Horse racing on now. Tiddley winks next

Rock-ee Bal Boaaaaaa

Ha ha. Comedy.

I think that's what it was.

Oh joy. Yawnion.

David Haye boxer on. Rugby Yawnion next. Lets get the stopwatch timer going