Quote ="Horatio Yed"A good landlord will put it on BUT i once went in to a pub who when i asked said yeah no problem, there i am with a pint watching Phil Clarke talk ballcocks 5 minutes before kickoff feeling chuffed, the game kicks off then all of a sudden the blue Sky channel bar appears at the bottom, the channel changes and now i'm watching Charlton Athletic, i turn round to the bar and ask if they could change it back to which i get, no, the lads over there want the football on. So me being annoyed ask for my money back for a pint i'm taken 2 sips from because i'm going elsewhere, the reply is a robust no i ask for the landlord, he comes down, i ask for a refund and explain the reasons i bought the pint and the circumstances for buying it, he says no, i call him a very rude word and now i'm banned from that pub.'"
Brilliant. You lost, but you stayed honest to your own morals. Did the word you called the landlord rhyme with banker?