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Just noticed Gaz Carvell's twitter feed. He said he was training in Liverpool this morning??? Anyone got any thoughts? God I hope I'm putting two and two together and getting seven. Would be gutted to lose this guy.

Only one possible response to that...

Thank you gents - but credit where credit is due Hamsterchops served up a juicy half volley there, and it's always a crying shame when a "sitter" goes missing

Yeah, funny that - all those threads and it [ialways[/i ended up as Wobbie...

The best ones are round all year....

Dont think any teams train in liverpool far as I know, think they only started training again this week so he could've been with a specialis over there.

I can see some cracks in that argument

I am appalled that such base references to posteriors should be found titillating.
I will however, on this occasion only, turn the other cheek.

There are big holes in that line of thinking.

Surely this will mean a return for Jon Hamer(roid)?

A real anus horibilis.

Bumholes!! I haven't got the hang of this yet.

Isn’t there meant to be another one of those meetings today between OK and the others?

I'm hopeful that it'll be positive as we must have reached rock bottom by now.

Indeed, but be honest, how many times have you thought that in the last couple of seasons? Yet we always seem to find another, deeper, hole for hope to drain into.

Precisely. Every time we think we've hit rock bottom, something else turns up. Every time something positive appears to be on the horizon, it gets shot down and we're right back in the dirt again.

I've stopped getting any hopes up at all, and I don't think anything but a year or two of no bad news will change my outlook.

These gags are getting harder to spot by the minute.

Ones bound to rear its head soon surely?

Too many are scraping the bottom now

nah...there are Piles of them!
Spoke to a guy earlier who reckoned Whitcut hadn't just messed up the finances, but he'd bloody rectum

Message on Bulls site- agreement reached on ownership. Watt and Calvert to be directors with Moore part of club.

Well, it's progress I suppose. The statement makes sure to point out that the agreement is only in principal at this stage. Quite what that entails is anyone's guess.

Maybe to just iron out final details, would expect moore to join as a director if he and khan can sort out the issues they have.

Hopefully it's a big step in the right direction

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you jinxed it

Did the chaps sit round and break naan bread?

Fnar, fnar, fnar.