Will be nice to see you results then wont it



Keep kicking!! your kicking yourself a deeper hole

The thing is it is Friday night so I don't know what state I'll be in later on hence the original 9pm deadline

- I will try to do so but you shuldn't rely on it, that's why I suggested taking a screenshot of any late Friday hi-scores, I may get it done, I might not, but I sure as hell ain't cancelling my Friday night to sit and review the kicking hi-score table!

Why dont we just keep it to Friday 9:00pm deadline then?

Surley you cant be moving the goalposts

(il get my coat)

4 days will be enough surley

Beats me. Take it up with the organiser. Though I can never get any sense out of him.

HAHA.

Well i will post my best score on here at 5:00 on Friday as i wont be on over the weekend.

Kicking holes is so 70s. We use kicking tees now.

In the 70s, we used Eddie Tees.

OK the results for round 1 are now in










and a big thanks to guest judge fun time frankie off the HKR board and I'll start with frankie's succinct comments:





As invigilator, supervisor and dictator I have then gone on to award additional marks as follows:

broadybull 2
bobsmyuncle 2

- on the basis that anyone who at least makes the effort should get some points for trying. Plus I'm a sucker for pointillism, and also I get the post-ironic tone of broadybull's effort.

Blotto wasn't going to get anything as posting smileys is not a creative process but then offering the judges a virtual bribe was the sort of dastardly deed which is in the spirit of the competition and so I decided to award 0.1 points for that, and the fact that Eddie & Stevo may not look like a packet, but earn one.

terracesinger is guilty of sheer plagiarism but on the basis that he did get away with it for a short while, and for the sheer effrontery of thinking he could beat the system, also gets 0.1

No team posted a full house of entries, but
The Chloroform Rags A-Team
and
The Nick Zisti Appreciation Society
posted 3 apiece and so the MP award for Round 1 is split between them at 2.5 points apiece.

Therefore the final standings after Round 1 are:

1. The Nick Zisti Appreciation Society - 10.6
2. The Chloroform Rags A-Team - 9.6
3. Paul Deacon Is God - 7.0

Table link: [urlhttp://tinyurl.com/RABcompR1[/url

Well done my boys. And 5 for me! Come on. We are sitting happily in 2nd.
No-one likes to be leading the table this early on - just look at Wigan.

Well done team A, and also leading in the 2nd game so far

!

What happens now after round 1?

Bloody hell I am suprisingly terrible at this. Averaging about 1500.

Argh the damn thing goes blank when I try to submit. 2786 score not even on the 'cking list.

Er . .


round 2

Yeah yeah yeah, I scored 6 million and it did the same to me

It did the same to me.
But still in at number 7. It's suprisingly addicitive. I am sure I have better things to do with my life.

But on the HKR forum, they have a vote off dont they?

I am distraught in the disregard of my effort by a philistine from Hull.
I am mollified only by consolatory points awarded by a perceptive invigilator, and the fact that Seurat's first masterpiece was also rejected - by the Paris Salon no less.
Furthermore, in trying to emulate the master I have been hampered by the subjects not being as inspirational to me as his model Madeleine Knobloch was to him.

dont blame the judge you should take a look at yourself and ask did i do my best

If my post came over to you as anything other than friendly banter then we are both in error as sender and recipient.

This kicking game lark is another bete-noir for me.
last time I played any sort of computer game was in a pub in Howden Clough in the mid 80s.
It was Frogger and I was rubbish at it even then.
After the first 10 games of our challenge where I consistently scored 0, I have progressed to 512.
COY You Team C. Put a score up of any value and we get brownie points

Paul Deacon is God deserves added bonus points. FA lumbers us with a Jock & a no show, leaves 2 artistic & cultured types like you & I, then gives us chav games as challenges. It's like dumping Brad Wiggins & Mo Farah on X Factor.

Yes they do, so think yourselves lucky. Though I could always arrange one.

Meh. It's a poor workman what blames his tools, and it's a poor captain what blames his tools . . .

Not my fault if the skipper hasn't got control of his troops, now is it?

New high score 3651 BooM

Looks like an A-Team 1-2