Quote ="Adeybull"Indeed it is not; always provided that the suggestion is made in a pleasant and conversational manner. A suitable form of words might be "I say, old boy, is it perchance the case that the honourable official does, in his leisure time, engage in acts of an onanistic nature?"
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That doesn't scan, though.
"I SAY,
old BOY,
perCHANCE the"
... is as far as you get.
However, my music scanning and matching software has found an amazing match in Beethoven's 5th. Like so:
<Ahem......>
I say, old boy,
is it perchance
the case that the / ho-nou-ra-ble / o -ffi -ci -al
does, in his lei - / -sure time, engage / in acts of an
o-na-nis-tic
o-na-nis-tic
o-na-nis-tic / na / ture
Now, if ever we could find a way for the Bulls fans to belt THAT one out, it would really be the best chant EVA, and by a considerable distance.
Maybe the RABs or maybe even the Bullbuilder games should record it and maybe put it up on YouTube? I think this would be massive. And while we would not take it seriously, I can easily imagine a full stadium of Hooray Henry Toffs singing it all day at Twickers, as they have the perfect accents for it