So BEFORE he played tonight he came and spoke to you and told you what he had been offered.

I suggest you take your colouring books to bed, and write another fantasy story.

You've never spoken to a player before a game

Yes thats right. He came and found me, just to tell me what Wigan had offerd for his services. Despite me never having a conversation with him before!

You really are a old fart.

Yes, but I can pick a chancer out from miles away.

Come back when you've won the league this century

Come back when you've won 8 in a row, or a World Club Championship in Australia.

Q.E.D.


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or even a player who is recognised as the Worlds best

Come back when you've put a run together in a fully pro league.

KC was recognised as the worlds best hooker more recently than any Wigan player has been.

And Alex Murphy is widely regarded to be the best British player EVER.

How about Alex Murphy, regarded as the best of all-time

Who've you got? A winger? A St Helens born centre? A modern era legend who who never won a man of the match against the Aussies? A second row trying to be a loose forward who captained his side to its worst ever international record? A support player?

He's once, twice, three times Lance Todd Legend and we lo-o-o-ove him.
Yes, he's once, twice, three times Lance Todd Legend and we lo-o-o-ove him.

More! More!

Well you've mentioned five.
I thank you.


The only two players British players EVER to be be voted the WORLDS best player are Ellery Hanley and Andy Farrell.

Keep digging.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha.

Farrell the best player in the world

I think you mentioned recognised not voted for as the best player in the world.

Cunningham was recognised by the Aussies as the best player in the world a few years back.

Look in the record books.

It's a shame it wasn't a one man vote.

Tallis made Hock look like a contestant for Mastermind.

Don't worry. Buderus told me directly he believes KC to be the best Hooker in the game.

Tallis in his prime would make Hock look like an U15's player at best.........

All anybody needs to know about prizes is that Mozart never won one.

Why role your eyes ? Hock couldent lace Gordans boots. Not only because he was a superior player but also the fact that Hock as zero brain cells.

The Golden Boot fiasco of Farrell over Lockyer was settled by Lockyer. In the most EMPHATIC style.

Because it was nothing to do with Talliss playing ability, it was to do with his comment.

Do you want to take every players comments and list them?
As I said Tallis makes Hock look like a contender for mastermind.
Do you understand?

Single greatest individual performance there has ever been in the modern era.

Farrell should have dropped to his knees and begged his forgiveness.