What do you expect from him? A cabaret performance at half time every other week?

Yes I think there is.

Simmons was on the Footy show on Sunday - said he's heading to St Helens in October.

Poor him.

Just in time to see the traditional use of street lights to power Christmas lights.

Oooh, lovely. He will see St Helens in all its glory then! Bless. I hope he has sufficient memory recall to dip into from his days at Hull so that the culture shock isn't too great for him.